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The news section was strugling for its survivial since last year. It was of pure pity that I decided to put it to sleep (i.e. kicking it until it stopped twitching).
If you wish, you can still inspect the corpse that will be left where it is. |
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| December 12 2000 |
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Britney? A saint?: |
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Apparently. The Church of England called her "a fantastic ambassador of virginity" (I have now lost all trust in Christianity). The Church's spokes' man also says "She's a good rolemodel for young girls." Yeah, if they want to become whores! I have never seen a worse hypocrite in my whole life. Be happy with your body, but I'm getting implants... Fine. So this is the picture of a saint of chastity: |
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December 2 2000 |
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Happy Birthday Britney...: |
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...or maybe not. Britney's 19th birthday didn't quiet turn out as it was planned. She'd gone to visit Justin and the rest of 'NSync (don't get me started on why, I got my theories), and went up on stage and expected that she would receive cheers from the fans. Well, the fans didn't react that way and instead started booing. Not even Justin - who tried to make them sing "Happy Brithday" - could get the fans to quit and Britney was booed off stage. |
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How could she EVER believe that they'd be happy to see her? Honestly. If you are screwing the baby of the group, and there are teenies in the crowd (there is not a concert without a teeny, that just doesn't work) how could she expect any other reaction??? It would be as if Mandah went up on stage and hit Nick and then expected the fans to like her. |
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Britney have proven what I thought all along, she's a fucking airhead. And the 'NSync fans (fans, fanatics and teenyboppers) on the concert, I thank you for making sure that she's aware that she isn't wanted everywhere. |
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And a little extra thingy: Eminem have now - again - made it clear that he hates BSB, Britney and especially Christina who apparently asked him if he was married. "Is Christina so stupid that she thinks that I'd marry her?" Well... yeah. Wouldn't surprise me anyway. |
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November 23 2000 |
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The Rolling Stone is known to ask a little more from the people on their pictures, and this time it was supposed to be the Backstreet Boys and 18 naked girls. Brian however refused to. That the picture wasn't exactly tacky and the people, including the other BSB members, tries to talk him into it didn't help, Brian still refused to be in the picture. |
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What I think about this (as if I would shut up now ;p) is simple, I respect Brian more than I did before and in a whole new way *bows to Brian* I think he did the right thing (can it be that I can't stand that girls pose half naked *coughcoughBritneyandChristinacoughcoughcough* without anyone reacting to it?), and the next time I hope the others in the group will follow his example. |
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In other BSB news, not only Nick is single now, A.J. is too *Nat and Bre throws a party* and apparently Amanda is already seeing someone new and she and A.J. haven't talked to each other since it ended. My question is; what is she going to do about the panda tattoo? (It's a panda holding a bone, representing her and A.J.) |
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The Offspring: |
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November 1 2000 |
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Noodles: We want to make the Internet our bitch.
Dexter: *chuckles*
Noodles: *looks at Dexter, wondering*
Dexter: You said bitch *wipes away what appears to be a tear*
Noodles: *looks at reporter*
Reporter: That's okay. |
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What was I doing? I was sitting there, amazed that the Offspring was on TV at all. But now, for all american (and other) artists: When you do interviews for Swedish magazines or TV, you can curse, nobody is really going to react to it (unless you're a pop star of course *coughcoughBritneygivingreportersthefingercoughcough*) |
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Then they told us their plans:
"We want to be lowered down in strings" (followed by me being surprised, I've had a dream about them in concert being lowered down on stage in puppet stings... hehe... cool *grins*) "We're working on our dance routines" and similar things *grins* No, no, they never actually said that boybands were wimps or anything like that, but you could notice that they thought so. |
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And now something tragic (got nothing to do with 'NSync, BSB, Britney of Christina):
I will never look at an Westlife fan in the same way ever again.
From Noodles' road journal (on the official Offspring site):
"Right before we went on, some young girl came up to Dexter and asked him if he knew who was playing next. He said he thought it was The Offspring. She said "Oh, I'm waiting to see Westlife", to which Dexter replied, "Yeah, me too."" *shakes head in disbelief* Excuse me... but I...
Seriously, that girl can't have known it was them... she just can't *praying that she didn't know* |
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Marilyn Manson: |
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October 13 2000 |
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MTV News with Marilyn Manson, I can't remember exactly what he said so this is just about:
"The whole thing about Britney being a virgin seems like, just crap" And let's not stop there :D "And Christina Aguilera comes off as a tramp..." *stands up and applauds* Go Marilyn!
And the next day I was watching the making of Celebrity Deathmatch (errr... I think that was what it was anyway). Marilyn Manson had seen the episode of Spice Girls vs. Hanson, when he killed them all, and liked it. But apparently Hanson's father complained cause his daughters... err... I mean sons, were crying. Marilyn: "I think it was great that I made those kids cry." |
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Joey is a father?: |
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August 23 2000 |
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From the MTV Europe news:
"'NSync are the biggest boyband in the world right now (*cough, cough* Then what's the Backstreet Boys?) and as the Notorious B.I.G. once said "More money equals more problems!" This is certainly the case for 'NSync bandmember Joey Fatone who is being sued in a paternity row over fathering a four year old girl in Florida.
The mother, Dawn Sutton, turned up at Joey's home claiming he had fathered her daughter on a one-night-stand. Joey is saying that he's never seen her before (yeah right)." |
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Anyone who is surprised? I'm not. Well a bit, I would never embarrass my kid and say that Joey was her father (such cruelty). If this isn't true then thid Dawn surely picked the right member to accuse... (HEY! That was MY plan!) and if it's true then Joey, be a good daddy now and take care of your daughter (leave 'NSync!!!!). |
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Anymore mothers who are going to tell us who the real father of their children are? |
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To Dawn: I'm picking your side (obviously), and if you're lying, remember; whatever happens don't ever say that you are lying or anything like that. And you picked the right member to accuse. *evil grin* |
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Britney hold at gunpoint: |
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August 22 2000 |
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Apparently Britney was held at gunpoint by armed robbers, they're said to have been yelling at her to lie down (hey, it's not her fault that it took time! Her fake boobs makes it hard, okay?). It happened at a petrol station in Utah. The robbers didn't recognize little Bit-Bit, even when they were holding a gun to her head (my oh my, do you think they're kicking themselves hard right now? And if they had recognized her, do you think they'd pulled the trigger?) and they got away with it all (that's what it seems like at the moment anyway). |
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Britney was terrified (*evil grin*), but she still did the show she had the same evening, although a spokesman said that it will take a long time for her to get over this experience. (Please, let it take years, please! We don't need her "music"!!) |
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Next time you guys are going to keep someone hostage, make sure if it's Britney, please? You can keep her hostage and get a ransom... *shakes head* I'm sorry, I mean you get the ransom then you blow her brains out... oh wait... do she have a brain? Errr... Just shoot her repeatedly, that ought to do it. |
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Bloodhound gang talks: |
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August 9 2000 |
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I've translated this from a Swedish magazine:
Q: I have to ask you why you have done such a big deal about being outspoken.
(Lupus of Bloodhound gang) (don't ask me which one he is, I have no idea): "There are a lot of pop stars that are like us, but we're the only ones that dare to show it. We hang out with 'NSync a lot and the other day I was with them when one of the guys tried to talk two girls into having sex in front of him. And that talk about Britney Spears being a virgin is nothing we fall for, not like she and Justin went on one night when we were out!" |
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Ha! There you go teenyboppers (and others who enjoyed hearing this as much as I did). They don't say which member of 'NSync it was, but I'm going with Joey... or J.C. |
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NSync breaks concert: |
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July 15 2000 |
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A bomb threat forced 'NSync to break a concert in North Carolina short. 90 minutes of lip-syncing and bad dancing was what the 15 000 fans (3 fans and 14 997 people who were forced to go there) got before they had to break it.
I wanna know one thing, just one single little thing: What did the person say? I wanna know so I can do something similar when they come here... |
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July 12 2000 |
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A lot of parents in USA are very upset that Sisqo is going to tour with 'NSync. They don't want their kids listening to songs abou thongs. Cyber sex is fine, but thongs are a big no-no.
And a little update on the Britney marriage thing. The ring Justin is said to have bought is supposed to be worth $30 000! If this is true it's no wonder that Britney said yes, she thought it was just another screw and 30 000 is way more than she usually charges. |
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Britney's getting married?: |
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July 10 2000 |
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The English magazine News of the World is claiming that Britney is going to marry Justin! Awwww... what a discusting, ear-torturing couple they are.
But then The Sun (other british magazine) claims that she has dumped Justin, and wants to marry prince William! She says that they'd make a great couple. I say that prince William is in shock and cannot run, talk or protest in any way and that's why she believes he likes her. They haven't even met damnit! |
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A part of the interview with the bitch is in the Swedish magazine Expressen. The fun thing is, there's a picture of Slutney and next to that a picture of prince William, then in the middle of those two is a square saying "Justin Timberlake in the popgroup 'NSync" and a small picture of... Chris!
You'd think they'd see the difference between a 40-year-old mutant dog and a 12-year-old brillo pad. |
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I'm hoping that Britney and Justin are getting married *nods* If you wonder why (I'm sure you do) it's as simple as that the teenyboppers will get hysterical and want to kill Britney for taking 'their man' (Man! *LOL*) and hopefully they will.
I was thinking (long time ago) about the whole Britney Justin thing. You can find it here. |
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Britney museum: |
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June 26 2000 |
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Britney's hometown Kentwood is making a museum for their favorite slut.
The Britney-museum is planned to open this fall.
(Wonder if her lovers will have pictures there? That would fill out any museum...) |
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June 9 2000 |
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Lance is making an old dream come true. He's finally becoming a she. Okay, not really, he's actually starting a record lable, "Freelance entertainment", four country artists. Unfortunately he's staying in the group... and I really hoped for something good when I heard it... (an 'NSync breakup preferably...)
Anyway, Freelance or Free Lance? (Free Lance from 'NSync, his desperate cry for help, shouldn't we do something about it?) |
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More interesting news for the same day: My class graduated from 9th grade, which means we'll never be in the same classes together again. I'm surprisingly enough sad. I'll miss them. :*( |
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Britney offered money for sex (again): |
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June 6 2000 |
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A millionaire offered Britney a couple of millions (I can't remember how much, but it was a lot) (anyone who knows?) for sexual favors. |
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Britney's reaction: Take a cold shower and leave me alone. (Give me your address, I'll be there tomorrow night and do anything you want me to.)
My reaction: Who is this guy? Is he blind? Deaf? Stupid? Can't he realize that she'd do it for free? |
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Britney claimed that she was saving herself for the one she was going to marry (her cousin Chad). How many buys this? Raise your hand. *waits* I can't see any hands so...
I mean this in the least offending way (okay, not really) but, we all KNOW she slept her way to the reacord deal, how would she otherwise get it? It's not like if she got talent or anything. Then she toured with 'NSync, we all know how that they were very happy that so we're not even going to go into that... And there are all those other guys that she slept with that she can't even remember the names of. Saving yourself for your future husband, bull shit Bratney. |
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Eminem in a MTV interview: |
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Late May 2000 |
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"How many times can you rhyme 'tearing me apart', 'breaking my heart', 'love' and 'sent from above'?" |
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Love? Sent from above? Sounds like someone doesn't like Britney... (Have you seen the video for 'The real Slim Shady'? I think it describes Bratney pretty good (she looks so much better than she usually does too)).
"It's TEARING UP MY HEART when I'm with you but when WE ARE APART I feel it too..." Close enough, don't you think?
So, I'm gonna pretend that Eminem insulted Britney and 'NSync and some other boybands that isn't very good (*pretending that BSB never has done any song like that*). I really like Eminem (not only because of this, I think he got talent) and I thank him for this. |
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Sisqo is going to tour with 'NSync |
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Mid May 2000 |
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I've heard (and seen) 'Thong song' but still... 'NSync...
I just got one question: Sisqo, where's your taste? |
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