TEN STEPS IN HOW TO CREATE A BAND EXACTLY LIKE 'NSYNC

(cause we all want more of these bad Backstreet-clones)

1. Find five guys who's willing to be your own little experiment against 'fame, money and all that other stuff you ever wanted.'

2. Base your band in Florida, but go over to Europe to become big first.

3. Have a blond singer, he have to be the cutest and youngest one (make sure that the other members of the group are so ugly that he becomes the cutest one), if he's not blond, bleach his hair. Baby-blue eyes help.

4. Have at least ONE in the band who actually CAN sing (he doesn't have to be good looking in any way)

5. Make sure to learn them easy dance moves, and all at the same time. It makes them look like good dancers.

6. Make sure that the group say they can play some kind of instrument, but since they are just talentless idiots make sure that they are never requested to actually play them.

7. Try to cover down the REAL stories about what's going on backstage between the band and the fans (especially the underage ones...)

8. Let your band 'indirectly' diss the biggest boyband around, which you are copying, as often as possible .

9. Hire the same songwriters etc. etc. as that same band, make them write songs that are so close to the real band's songs that you could swear that it was the real one.

10. Make sure to lie about the imitation when asked (Say that they are copying you, not the other way around).

 

There you go! Your very own 'NSync!

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