TEN STEP PROGRAM IN HOW TO BE JUST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS

(isn't that just what you always wanted?)

1. Bleach your hair.

2. Bleach your teeth.

3. Wear clothes that's AT LEAST 2 sizes too small for you.

4. Sleep your way to a record deal.

5. Use a computer to reshape your voice so it will sound somewhat good.

6. Do a boob job.

7. Lie about your implants.

8. Blame the visit to the doctor on your knee/foot/huge gigantic toe/whatever that had to be fixed after getting hurt, even though they all KNOW you sized up your boobs.

9. Cry when asked about the boob job.

10. Pretend that you like your fans, but let it show that you really don't give a shit.

YES! That's all you have to do to be JUST LIKE BRITNEY! Isn't it wonderful! Now we'll have even more Britney's bitching around!!