| What if they took over the world? | ||||||||||||||||||||
| What if they, instead of me, took over the world? (horrible thought) What would be the result? | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| Let's take over the world so someone else than Britney can afford shoes... | ||||||||||||||||||||
| BSB: | ||||||||||||||||||||
| * Teenyboppers would face death sentence. * There would be two capitals: Orlando, and Lexington. Lexington would be the capital of the USA, Orlando would be the capital of the world. * Since the other four voted down Kevin, proper English would be out of the question. * Education past 7th grade would be a crime (Nick's idea, he didn't want to be behind.) * It would be leagal to hit Britney one more time. * Mandah would be sent to Mars, but without enough fuel to land. (Come on, you really think Nick isn't mad over the way she treated him?) * Kevin would finally be allowed to let all his anger for not being aloud to sing out, on 'NSync of course. * All 'NSync merchandise would be burnt, in front of the 'NSync fans who burnt BSB merchandise and cheering BSB fans. * Leaders all over the world would be fired and replaced with BSB fans, since they would never backstab them. * Nick would be in control of all games that came out... which he must try first. * They would finally be able to say what they really want about other artists. * Artists who are talking bad about them would be thrown in jail. Some would be tortured. The rest would be executed. * The world would have a common anthem, "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)", cause they wanna brag about whose in charge. Brian wanted "Larger than life", but the others didn't want it that way. * Signing your name Carter, McLean, Littrell, Dorough or Richardson would mean a penalty on 100 dollars, for each time you've done it. Signing your name Backstreet Girl on the other hand would be legal. * 'NSync posters, music etc. would be classed as illegal drugs. * Plastic surgery would be a crime. * Pigtails combined with pink would be illegal. * People who doesn't listen to BSB music (and enjoy it) would be sent to rehab, and will not come out until they love BSB, even if that means never. * If you insult Kevin for his eyebrows... face the consequences... * Saying that Nick is fat would equal death penalty. Unless you're a Backstreet Boy. (Nick's idea, the others added the other part.) * It would be normal to wink 90 times every minute. * Brian would not have big nostrils, they would be normal. * A.J. would not be skinny, he would be perfect. * Anything worn by a Backstreet Boy would be in fashion. * The exact meaning of a Backstreet Boy would be: "Extremely talented, hot, wonderful, perfect, extraordinary, well dancing, sexy guy with good hair, good taste, good looks and a miraculous, wonderful voice." This would also be added in the dictionary. With a picture of them next to it. |
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| 'NSync: | ||||||||||||||||||||
| * It would be perfectly normal to have bleached hair and teeth. * You'd get a support check if you ever acted on MMC (This was Justin's idea and since he got three votes (that idea was his too) and J.C. voted with him, it won.) * Britney would be the official White House intern. (Well, DUH!) * There would be a law saying that you MUST talk Ebonics. * It would be legal for a 23 year old to date a 13 year old teenybopper. (That idea was brought up by Joey, the others agreed the very second it came up.) (The real law says: "It's legal for a member of 'NSync to have any type of affair with anyone, any age, any sex, any where, any time.") * It would be a good thing if your hair were colored badly. * It would be forbidden to keep your natural hair color. * Bad hair days would be encouraged. * To sleep 23 hours a day would be okay, since the day suddenly would have 30 hours. * It would be considered 'normal' to be albino. * It would be okay to have a changing sex, especially if you are albino. * The official way to spell Brittany would be Britney, cause it's the only way Justin knows how to write it. * To be 30 and in a boyband would be cool. * Joey would be the new Superman. * Justin would be any color he says he is. * Chris would know fashion if he says he does. * Lance would not be a troll. * J.C. Chasez would be the logical nickname if you are named Joshua Scott Chasez. * All members of 'NSync would have free entrance to all strip-clubs. * To say, write or think 'NStink, 'NSuck, 'NSync sucks, 'NSync stinks etc. etc. would equal death penalty. * If they ask you to, you'd have to strip down naked. There would be a law. (This was the first thing they wanted.) * Making fun of 'NSync's songs would be a crime. * All other music would be illegal. * Plastic surgery, especially implants, would be encouraged. * Baby blue and pink would be the only colors allowed. (Only Justin and Lance voted for this.) * Teenyboppers would be sent do a special prison, visited by 'NSync often, very often... * Rumors about 'NSync would have to include drugs, stippers, prostitues or Britney, or else. * Any girl who isn't showing 3/4 of her body would be thrown in jail. This goes for guys too when Lance is around. * Signing your name Timberlake, Bass, Chasez, Fatone or Kirkpatrick would mean that you were married to them, in all terms, and you are from then unable to divorce. * The one who writes or says Fat-One would face death penalty. * All drugs would be legal. (J.C.'s own add to the list.) |
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| Britney: | ||||||||||||||||||||
| No risk for this one, she'd chance the world for a bubble-gum. | ||||||||||||||||||||