What if they took over the world?
What if they, instead of me, took over the world? (horrible thought) What would be the result?
Let's take over the world so someone else than Britney can afford shoes...
BSB:
* Teenyboppers would face death sentence.
* There would be two capitals: Orlando, and Lexington. Lexington would be the capital of the USA, Orlando would be the capital of the world.
* Since the other four voted down Kevin, proper English would be out of the question.
* Education past 7th grade would be a crime (Nick's idea, he didn't want to be behind.)
* It would be leagal to hit Britney one more time.
* Mandah would be sent to Mars, but without enough fuel to land. (Come on, you really think Nick isn't mad over the way she treated him?)
* Kevin would finally be allowed to let all his anger for not being aloud to sing out, on 'NSync of course.
* All 'NSync merchandise would be burnt, in front of the 'NSync fans who burnt BSB merchandise and cheering BSB fans.
* Leaders all over the world would be fired and replaced with BSB fans, since they would never backstab them.
* Nick would be in control of all games that came out... which he
must try first.
* They would finally be able to say what they really want about other artists.
* Artists who are talking bad about them would be thrown in jail. Some would be tortured. The rest would be executed.
* The world would have a common anthem, "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)", cause they wanna brag about whose in charge. Brian wanted "Larger than life", but the others didn't want it that way.
* Signing your name Carter, McLean, Littrell, Dorough or Richardson would mean a penalty on 100 dollars, for each time you've done it. Signing your name Backstreet Girl on the other hand would be legal.
* 'NSync posters, music etc. would be classed as illegal drugs.
* Plastic surgery would be a crime.
* Pigtails combined with pink would be illegal.
* People who doesn't listen to BSB music (and enjoy it) would be sent to rehab, and will not come out until they
love BSB, even if that means never.
* If you insult Kevin for his eyebrows... face the consequences...
* Saying that Nick is fat would equal death penalty. Unless you're a Backstreet Boy. (Nick's idea, the others added the other part.)
* It would be normal to wink 90 times every minute.
* Brian would not have big nostrils, they would be normal.
* A.J. would not be skinny, he would be perfect.
* Anything worn by a Backstreet Boy would be in fashion.
* The exact meaning of a Backstreet Boy would be: "Extremely talented, hot, wonderful, perfect, extraordinary, well dancing, sexy guy with good hair, good taste, good looks and a miraculous, wonderful voice." This would also be added in the dictionary. With a picture of them next to it.
'NSync:
* It would be perfectly normal to have bleached hair and teeth.
* You'd get a support check if you ever acted on MMC (This was Justin's idea and since he got three votes (that idea was his too) and J.C. voted with him, it won.)
* Britney would be the official White House intern. (Well, DUH!)
* There would be a law saying that you MUST talk Ebonics.
* It would be legal for a 23 year old to date a 13 year old teenybopper. (That idea was brought up by Joey, the others agreed the very second it came up.) (The real law says: "It's legal for a member of 'NSync to have any type of affair with anyone, any age, any sex, any where, any time.")
* It would be a good thing if your hair were colored badly.
* It would be forbidden to keep your natural hair color.
* Bad hair days would be encouraged.
* To sleep 23 hours a day would be okay, since the day suddenly would have 30 hours.
* It would be considered 'normal' to be albino.
* It would be okay to have a changing sex, especially if you are albino.
* The official way to spell Brittany would be Britney, cause it's the only way Justin knows how to write it.
* To be 30 and in a boyband would be cool.
* Joey would be the new Superman.
* Justin would be any color he says he is.
* Chris would know fashion if he says he does.
* Lance would not be a troll.
* J.C. Chasez would be the logical nickname if you are named Joshua Scott Chasez.
* All members of 'NSync would have free entrance to all strip-clubs.
* To say, write or think 'NStink, 'NSuck, 'NSync sucks, 'NSync stinks etc. etc. would equal death penalty.
* If they ask you to, you'd have to strip down naked. There would be a law. (This was the first thing they wanted.)
* Making fun of 'NSync's songs would be a crime.
* All other music would be illegal.
* Plastic surgery, especially implants, would be encouraged.
* Baby blue and pink would be the only colors allowed. (Only Justin and Lance voted for this.)
* Teenyboppers would be sent do a special prison, visited by 'NSync often, very often...
*  Rumors about 'NSync would have to include drugs, stippers, prostitues or Britney, or else.
* Any girl who isn't showing 3/4 of her body would be thrown in jail. This goes for guys too when Lance is around.
* Signing your name Timberlake, Bass, Chasez, Fatone or Kirkpatrick would mean that you were married to them, in all terms, and you are from then unable to divorce.
* The one who writes or says Fat-One would face death penalty.
* All drugs would be legal. (J.C.'s own add to the list.)
Britney:
No risk for this one, she'd chance the world for a bubble-gum.
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