What if they'd never done music...

What if there never had been a band called 'NSync of the Backstreet Boys? And what if Britney had never tried to sing (we wish)? What would have happened then? What would they have done? Where would they have been? I'm only gussing now...

Joey: I like you're new boobs.
Britney; YES! Finally someone who does!

Backstreet Boys

Kevin      Would be teaching (PE, biology and physics), and all the girls in his classes would fall in love with him, almost all of them anyway.

Howie      Doing small roles in movies and similar things.

Brian       Working at Long John Silver's, still... and singing... in the shower.

A.J.          Would be working at McDonalds, probably not the weirdest employee there, but also the best.

Nick         Married, to me. *tries to look innocent* Okay, he would be an actor... or a solo artist... or married to me...

Chris        Psychologist who recommends his patients to turn to drugs, no matter what the problem might be.

'NSync

Thanks Jenna!

J.C.          Drug addict, and also one of Chris best customers.

Joey         Pimp, no questions asked.

Lance     Owner of a gay bar... or maybe a stripper at one... maybe both.

Justin      The new owner of MMC, who's trying to put it on air again.

The slut

Britney      Whore, just like she is now.