TOP TEN THINGS PEOPLE WILL DO IF THE HELLHOLE CLOSED DOWN

[I'm not saying that we are, so wipe that smile of your face right now!]

10. The few people who actually liked the page in the first place will send hate mail to Nat. (*ducks under the table in case of flying objects*)

9. Nick Carter will be confused. (That was a hard one)

8. Britney will celebrate with sizing up her boobs again. (and believing that everyone will think that it was another of those magical growth spurts)

7. NSync will celebrate, with plenty of prostitutes.

6. Britney will be one of those prostitutes. So will Christina.

5. The teenyboppers in that town will join them, and they will all become pregnant. (Now if that won't give you nightmares I don't know what will).

4. JC will get that nosejob he was afraid to do before, because he knew Nat would make fun of the result no matter how it came out.

3. Dexter Holland will cry happy tears, no more psycho Nat comparing his and Nick's similarities in a good way and then telling people about it. (The shame.)

2. Kevin's eyebrows will fall off in shock.

1. Justin will get so happy that he forgets to talk ebonics.