“Screw you. – None of Your Business ()”
Shall I screw myself of should I find somebody to screw? And if in the second case, can I get Nick Carter?

“Although I am an ‘NSync fan, I still find anti-‘NSync stories funny, but honestly, you could have found better and funnier ways of killing them off. – ficfreak ()”
Probably could, but the problem is that I’ve already used most of them.