"Would this work for a girl band? - ~PrincessFatone~"
Nope. There are other rules for girlbands. Though the blowjob part is the same *nods*

“Britney is not a “Hollywood Hussy”, to quote the popular phrase, she is a driven, talented beautiful young woman who is confident in her sexuality and is not ashamed of her body (for good reason). She is richer, more talented and better looking than you are, and you are just jealous. Since I can’t swear in this review (I’ve tried in the past, they just delete all the bad words) try to imagine what I would be saying right now if I could, and consider yourself visciously flamed. – Luke Scorpio ()”
*snorts* "Britney is not a "Hollywood Hussy" [HAHA! Yeah right!!], to quote the popular phrase, she is a driven [read slut], talented [Not really, unless stripping counts of course...] beautiful [with makeup and plastic surgery she gets pretty close] young woman [read young whore] who is confident in her sexuality [and uses it to sell music, like any other girl who can't rely on her music to do so] and is not ashamed of her body (for good reason) [No, not at all. That's why she did the little improvements. Boobs and removal of baby fat. Of course she isn't ashamed, you have to get plastic surgery to prove that you're not! Of course!!]. She is richer [True], more talented [I might not be talented in many areas, but that was one huge insult] and better looking [I'm not saying that I'm pretty, but at least I'm not the one wearing tons and tons of makeup to hide my real face, AND amazingly enough I don't feel I need plastic surgery to be respected] than you are, and you are just jealous [Yes I am, I'd like to suck at singing and still sell tons and tons of records and become an even bigger brat too]. Since I can't swear in this review (I've tried in the past, they just delete all the bad words) [Awwww... poor baby] try to imagine what I would be saying right now if I could [Since you can’t see or hear me, try to imagine which finger I'm holding up right now and that I’m cursing you out at the moment, and going on and on about how slutty that B*tchney is], and consider yourself visciously flamed. [Consider yourself viscously ignored once I’m done writing this] – Luke Scorpio [- idiocy now got a whole new name]”

“THAT WAS SO MEAN!I MEAN THAT WAS JUST RUDE;VERY RUDE – anonymus which i think i spelled wrong ()”
You know, I can’t take this anyway other than a compliment *smiles*

“That was funny, but shouldn’t this be a backstreet boys story? *NSync sings live. – Amy ()”
Not really, BSB sings live too. But I’m pretty sure that both groups have lip-synced at least once.

“::yawn:: You quite done yet. I guess not having any friends leaves alot of time for you to write such a ridiculous paper which is not even fanfic and will get your account disactivated. I pray you get help. I would personally hate to be so boring like you. – FuGurlSkeeto (Signed Review)”
Since this is coming from you I will not be hurt, since I know that you’re a fucked up girl. Your idiot review on “A little car ride…” proved that pretty good. And would you look at that, my account works perfectly well, still! OMG! It’s a miracle *rolls eyes* I pray that I will never have such a lack of humor as you do.

“Busta’s cute. – Dizzy Grl (Signed Review)”
Umm… nope. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think that pugs are cute (sorry Nick).