“We DON’T do drugs, and wouldn’t even think of pissing off a police dude! – Nsync ()”
Oooooohhh!! Bow down to the great ‘NSync and their king Justin! *hysterical giggling*

"that was really funny. but ur horrible...seriously u r!!! poor poofoo!!! - Janet ()"
You know what? It is possible to write 'you' and 'are', even though they are obviously so long and hard to spell... Ugh. I just hate when people write like that *shakes head*

"that §hit sucked! i mean cmon it was a lil too long and i wanted to see one of the officers turn sexy toward lance and see him burst out crying cause he's never been with anyone - its_a_shady_life14 ()"
But... he got Joey so I wouldn't say that he's never...

“ LANCE IS NOT ALBINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS ITS NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT, IT IS A REAL PROBLEM FOR SOME PEOPLE BUT NOT LANCE YOU STUPID BITCH YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL YOU TRIFILEN HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- NONE OF YOUR BUISSNESS”
I know what albino means, I’m not stupid. I know that it is a problem, but so is anorexia. I got a problem with my weight, I lost 8 lbs. and I fainted, but you don’t see me freak when people call me anorectic as a joke. And why I should burn in a hell I don’t even believe in for calling Lance an albino (which anyone with a sense of humor would understand that I wasn’t serious about)… well, if I do I'll do it together with your precious Chris. And then I'll know that God got even less humor than I thought, after all, she created you.

“its kinda funny but u make them sound gay:*( - none ()”
I make them sound gay? No shit!

“hey mist lovely…. hehe… whatever happened to the hotdog story?. U really do need to finish that! *remembers* “mr. Rudy, i wanna a hotdog!!!” remember that? – mandy ([email protected])”
Huh?

“how come U always write bad stuff about Nsync? – luna ()”
Take a guess *picks up ax looks at ‘NSync grins devilishly*

“that was so sick and completely fake. Maniac. – (0) ()”
No! I promise it’s real! I was there with a camera, I got picture proof! *rolls eyes*

“I thought this was really funny, but hte author I guess doesn’t like NSYNC because they kept making fun of them through out. – Jcluva22 ()”
Well, duh!

“That thing is so in hillarious! Where did u get it? Or did u write it? – Misty ([email protected])”
I wrote it all by myself, thanks to the chain mail that is.

“You know the worst part? That probably is a true story. And the officer probably killed himself rather than succumb to the overwhelming GAY-ness of nsync. – Cyan Doughnut ()”
Wouldn’t surprise me.

“Freak you. It sucked – Grace ()”
Freak me? Learn how to curse.

“Wow-look its another writer how’s been sexually abused-that is where you get the idea for this stuff-right? –FuGurl Skeeto”
This was the review that made me strongly dislike this girl. I used to know a girl that got raped before she even turned 10, and she was one of the sweetest girls I’ve ever known. But no FGS, never have been, my ideas comes from my twisted mind, but I'm assuming yours comes from the ass, am I right?