MY INTERVIEW WITH 'NSYNC!

Back again, this time I thought I'd ask them things about music, or at least normal questions. And I did, I just didn't get normal answers.

Me: *looks at 'NSync* How come you guys have so shitty songs?
Justin: Dat be da leftovers from Max Martin.
Joey: Yeah, we were so happy to get songs from him.
Me: His leftovers?
Lance: The ones that weren't really good at all.
Me: Oh.
J.C: Well, yeah, it's not like we can write our own or anything. You've heard "Digital get down" and "Giddy up" right?
Me: Unfortunately.
J.C: I co-wrote them.
Me: It shows. *sigh* Talking about "Digital get down", is it about cyber sex?
Chris: We are totally innocent when it comes to that one. It was J.C. who did it. We don't do cyber sex... or well, not as often as he anyway.
J.C: They said I should write something I like, so I did.
Me: So you did write about cyber sex?
J.C: *nods*
Me: Well if that doesn't gross me out I... *sees Justin and Chris making out again* ... never mind... What makes you guys mad?
J.C: When people steal my drugs *looks irritated at Chris*
Chris: When J.C. won't share his drugs.
Justin: Bitches dat ain't double D.
Lance: When people call me a guy.
Joey: When people say that BSB are better than us, cause it's not true. We came after them, we can do everything they do and then some.
Me: Well that's another fat Joey lie.
Joey: I know *cries*
Me: Just out of curiosity, did anyone of you not sleep with Britney when she was on tour with you?
'NSync: *quiet*
Me: Anyone who did?
Joey: A lot.
Justin: All the time.
Chris: Of course.
Lance: Yeah.
J.C: Why not?
Me: Thought so. *looks at Joey* Are you getting help with your bulimia?
Joey: *stares at me* How did you know?
Me: They told me the second time and...
Joey: *turns to the others* How could you? Don't you know how hard it is for me? It doesn't help that the press knows either.
Justin: We ain't guilty!
Lance: I tried to stop Chris, but he just wouldn't shut up.
Chris: Well, it's true.
Joey: *upset* I'm never talking to you again!
Me: Okay *pleased* Have you guys ever thought of breaking up?
'NSync: YES!
Me: Tell me about it.
Joey: Like now, when someone told you about my eating disorder.
Me: I'm sure you can handle it Joey.
Joey: Thanks.
Me: Anyone else?
Justin: When Chris be fucking da bitch and wouldn't let I join when I axed.
Me: Britney?
Justin: Yeah.
Lance: Every time I see balls of hair in the shower.
Chris: Every time Lance complains about my fur falling off. It's not like I can help it.
Joey: When I'm hungry.
J.C: When Chris steals my drugs.
Lance: When they borrow my makeup without asking.
J.C: When they wake me up.
Justin: When anyone sayz dat they like anyone else betta dan I.
Lance: When they won't let me give them makeovers.
Joey: When they complain about the color of my hair.
Chris: Every time they say my hair looks bad.
Justin: When Lance give me a bad makeover.
Lance: When they complain about my makeovers.
Justin: When Joey be humpin me on da stage.
Joey: When Justin gets mad at me for being horny.
Chris: When they say I'm ugly.
Joey: When J.C. gets mad at me for being horny.
J.C: When I'm out of drugs.
Joey: When Lance gets mad at me for being horny.
Justin: When J.C. be stealing ma solos.
Joey: When Chris gets mad at me for being horny.
Lance: When I'm out of self-tanner.
Chris: When they say I'm immature.
Lance: When people say I look like an albino even though I'm wearing self-tanner.
Joey: When they say I'm too horny.
Chris: When they get mad at me for humping their leg.
J.C: When Joey starts humping my leg.
Justin: When we be singin our loser songs.
Lance: When they sat Topanga is prettier than me.
J.C: When Chris starts humping my leg.
Justin: When I rememba dat I ain't gettin enough solos.
J.C: When Chris is humping one leg and Joey the other.
Lance: Absolutely, that's when you're pretty sure that you can't stay.
Justin: Ya be right.
Joey: Then don't steal my blowup dolls!
J.C: I never stole your blowup dools! But I'd love to get my computer back when you're done.
Justin: I ain't using ya blowup bitches, I got ma own!
Lance: Well I'm sorry *rolls eyes*
Joey: You could at least give them back!
Lance: I gave them to Chris...
Joey: Is that why they have bite-marks and are completely ruined?
Chris: *avoids looking at Joey*
Joey: Do we have to get you new chew toys AGAIN?
Chris: They're lost...
Lance: I threw them out.
Chris, Joey, J.C. and Justin: WHAT?!
Lance: They buzzed *cries* Don't you understand how scared I got?
Joey: I'm sorry about that time, I never thought you'd get so scared...
Lance: Well if you're not ready for a vibrator up your...
Me: *leaves*

NSync were very happy to get the leftovers from Max Martin

Don't say that Lance is a guy, it will make her mad.

Chris thinks of leaving the band every time they say his hair looks bad.

(Keep this hair and it won't take too long till we'll be singing "Bye, bye, bye" to 'NSync)