MY INTERVIEW WITH 'NSYNC!

Third time is the charm. Will this interview go better than the ones before? I highly doubt it. Nothing can top the first one when I was really close to killing J.C., but do read on.

Me: *looks at 'NSync* * sigh*
Justin: Hey, dat be da girl dat sayz I'm not God.
Me: You remember me. That's nice.
Justin: I be God ya know.
Me: Nope, you're not.
Justin: I be God *starts getting irritated*
Me: Actually, you're not, it's only the teenyboppers that believe that you are. Anyway, I'd like to get a proper answer on one of the questions I asked you last time. Justin, what do you really see in Britney? Other than that she's easy.
Justin: She got boobs now... um... dat be it.
Me: *looks at Justin* That's it?
Justin: Yeah. That and she be easy.
Me: I really see why girls fall for you. *shakes head* What do you think Britney sees in you then?
Justin: I be God, dat be what.
Me: Oh, screw it.
Joey: Screw me!
Me: I rather not.
Joey: *sigh* I understand you.
J.C: *slowly waking up*
Me: Lance, do you get upset when people say that you're a woman?
Lance: Not at all *giggle* cause I am.
Me: You're what?
Lance: I'm from Mississippi.
Me: I know, but there was something else.
Lance: Oh, I am a *giggle* woman now. And I'm from Mississippi too.
J.C: *looks at me* Aren't you that girl that punched me for cheating?
Me: Hu?
J.C: You know, for cheating with Lance.
Me: Hu????
J.C: Um... never mind...
Me: *thinks of punching J.C.* *evil grin* *thinks of J.C. screwing Lance* *fights the urge to vomit*
Lance: Are you okay? You look pail...
Me: Not worse than you *thinks* Okay... maybe... Did you really screw J.C.?
Lance: Well, of course!
Me: *hurries out of the room* *throws up* *goes back 15 min later*
'NSync: *still there*

Lance is checking his, I mean her, makeup, Joey is chewing on his sleeves, J.C. is sniffing his crack and Justin is making out with Chris.

Me: Chris...
Chris: *stops kissing Justin* Yeah?
J.C: *sniiiiiiiff*
Me: Isn't Justin a little young for you?
Chris: What do you mean?
Me: There's a ten year difference.
Chris: It was a ten year difference when he was 14 too.
Me: *stares at Chris* *grossed out of my mind* *tries to think of something else* How do you come up with the ideas for your albums?
J.C: How? Well of course we're not trying to copy BSB *grins*
Me: Of course you're not. *mutters* Liar.
Chris: I've said it before and I'll say it again. We are NOT copying the Backstreet Boys.
Lance: No, we are trying, but it's so hard cause they are really good. *sighs* I'm worried.
Me: About what?
Lance: We were told to do the things BSB did, but... *shakes head* Maybe I shouldn't have changed sex? Howie never did.
Me: So you are copying Howie?
Lance: Yeah...
Chris: Sch!
Lance: It's true! I am doing my best by it just won't work. I'm albino, not latino, just because it rhymes doesn't mean I can do it. Joey should be the one copying Howie.
Joey: Hu?
Lance: Instead he got A.J.! It's very upsetting too you know, CHRIS got Kevin! Chris should have got A.J. instead. *tries not to cry* I mean, he doesn't even do a good Kevin.
Me: I totally agree.
Lance: At least Justin is trying to be Nick, but Chris hast just given up! *gives Chris a pissed look*
Chris: Well I can't be him.
Lance: You could at least try! STOP ACTING LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD AND START ACTING MATURE!!
Chris: *whiny voice* I don't want to.
Me: I think you're being unfair now.
Lance: I am?
Me: Yeah, I mean how would Chris ever be able to be Kevin? Kevin is hot, Chris... Chris looks like a mutant goat.
Lance: You're right. *looks at Chris* I'm sorry I yelled at you, it's not your fault. But can you try? Just a little bit?
Chris: *thinks* *nods*
Lance: Good.
Me: Oh well, my time is up now *tries not to scream of pure joy* I have to go. Bye. *runs out of the room*

You'd think he'd know how do to it by now...

Well of course we're not trying to copy BSB

Chris was supposed to copy Kevin, another huge mistake from 'NSync's side.