MY INTERVIEW WITH 'NSYNC!
Cause it's so damn much to brag about.
As I've said I'm cursed with a horrible class, and they think that I SHOULD be the one to interview scary persons as Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and of course 'NSync. I was there when Lance had one of his attacks, found out the truth about Joey, what Justin really think he is, why Chris black/white things suddenly disappeared, watched J.C. sleep... Basically, this must have been the worst day in my life...
So now I'm sent to interview 'NSync, but of course J.C. haven't got out of bed yet, it's only 8 p.m.
Me: *carefully steps into the room* *sees J.C.* I'm here for the interview...
J.C: *in the phone* Really? And then what would... *sees me* *hangs up quickly* I wasn't on the phone.
Me: Eeehh...
J.C: I wasn't talking sex! *shakes his head*
Me: Of course you didn't... *sighs* Get dressed, I got an interview to do...
J.C: Okay...
Me: *hurries out of the room before I go blind*
Really? And then what would...
Yes, that was the horror I had to go through to get J.C. with me. After the little trip to the zoo, where we found Justin and Lance (holding hands, looking so cute (gag me now) together) and of course Chris, cause well, he kinda lives there. And since the only way I could ever get hold of Joey is to meet him somewhere where there's food, a lot of food, loads of food, enormous amounts of food, tons of food, huge giant piles of food... you get the picture.
Basically, I got the five 'NStinkers collected in Joey's favorite restaurant. Why? Cause it's the only place that had enough food to keep Joey there.
Me: *stares at Joey whose mouth is like a vacuum that practically sucks food into it*
Lance: Yeah, we travel with him...
Me: That must be wonderful...
Chris: Not really. He eats all the food... It makes you kinda happy when you come back home, to your own cage and your own food. Justin: *nods*
Me: Okay... J.C., would you ever consider getting a nose job?
J.C: I've thought about it many timeszzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *falls asleep and lands with his head in Joey's pasta*
Joey: *upset* Get him out of my food!
Justin: *quickly moves J.C.*
Joey: *eats the pasta in two seconds*
Me: *disgusted* *looks at Justin instead* Justin, why are you acting like you were god?
Justin: I be GOD! *proud look all over his face*
Me: Um... yeah, right...
Justin: I BE god!
Me: No, you're not god.
Justin: *angry* I BE GOD! *starts turning red*
Me: *starts getting irritated* NO, you are NOT god!
Justin: YOU BE SORRY YOU SAID AGAINST THE GREAT JUSTIN! *veins starts popping out of his forehead*
Me: *sighs* Right... *decides to leave it* Chris, where did that thing on your head go?
Justin: *starts calming down*
Chris: It fell off... *sighs* my fur does that from time to time...
Me: It does?
Chris: Yeah...
Lance: We find big balls of fur all over the hotel room sometimes...
Me: *shivers* How indescribable wonderful... *tries not to throw up all over Joey's food*
Lance: What do you think we think when we see it?
Me: I can only imagine the horror... *shivers again* Justin, what do you see in Britney?
Justin: She be easy...
Me: Well, we all know that, but other than that she's easy?
Justin: I dunno...
Me: Okay *sighs* Why did Britney come with you on tour?
Chris: Well... they thought that we sounded alike, and Lance here didn't want to do all of us anymore...
Lance: Hands off! *pushes Chris away* I said not in public!
Chris: But you always go holding hands with Justin!
Lance: That's different!
Chris: Oh...
Me: *stares at the five creatures* Okay... what's your opinion on Brintey's operation?
