MY INTERVIEW WITH 'NSYNC!

After getting Chris from the zoo (with a guard for safety), getting Lance out of the bathroom and the mirror (and the makeup), making Joey sit in the couch (with a pizza promised), Justin dragged away from Britney (or maybe the otherway around...) and forcing J.C. up from bed (it's only 4 p.m., so he's barely awake) I can start my interview with 'NSync as I was forced to do.

Me: Well... it's nice to see you all together again *tries not to throw up*
Joey: Where's the pizza?
J.C: *snoooooooooooore*
Me: *carefully looks at the odd (VERY odd) things in front of me* Could someone wake up J.C.?
Joey: Can I have my pizza?
Me: Later, if you behave.
Joey: *sighs*
Lance: *pokes J.C. in the ribs* Wake up!
J.C: *snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooore*
Justin: It ain't his fault, it's only 4 p.m....
Me: Shouldn't he be up by now?
Chris: *looks at the guard carefully*
Lance: He normally sleeps till 8... *pokes J.C. in the ribs again* Wake up sleepy!
J.C: *no reaction*
Joey: Can I have that pizza now?
Me: No.
Joey: *sighs*
Me: Okay, try to wake up J.C., I'll start with some questions anyway...
Lance: *slaps J.C. in the face twice*
J.C: *no reaction*
Me: Justin, what exactly do you see in Britney?
J.C: *snoooooooooooore*
Justin: *quiet*
Me: Justin?
J.C: *snoooooooooooore*
Chris: He's thinking...
Me: Oh... *looks at Justin for a couple of seconds* Okay, Chris, how is it at the zoo?
Chris: It's great! I've really missed being at home you know and it's just great to meet my family again!
J.C: *snooooooooooooore*
Me: Your family?
Chris: *nods*
Me: Do they come to visit you?
Chris: *shakes his head* They live there.
J.C: *snoooooooooooore*
Me: They too?
Chris: *nods* *smiles proudly*
Lance: His real name is Fluffy... but they had to change it when the fur came off when he was 12... *slaps J.C. again*
Me: How wonderful... *looks at Chris for a while*
J.C: *snoooooooooooooooooooore*
Me: *hisses* Either make him stop doing that or wake him up!!!
Lance: I'm trying...
Justin: Here... *hands Lance a pillow*
J.C: *snoooooooooooooooooooooore*
Lance: Thanks... *puts the pillow over J.C.'s head and leaves it there* It makes it sound less...
Me: I have a better idea... *walks over and PUSHES it down in J.C.'s face*
Justin: What ya be doing? *looks worried*
Joey: I want that pizza!
Justin: I axed ya what ya doing?! *starts getting nervous when J.C.'s breathing starts getting slower*
Joey: He gets to eat and I'm not?
Lance: What are you doing? *stares at me*
Me: *presses down the pillow even more in my attempt to suffocate J.C.*
Justin: WHAT YA DOING?!
Chris: He's suffocating!!!! *hurries over and pushed me away*
Guard: *takes out a gun* *shoots Chris*
Chris: *falls down*
Lance: YOU KILLED CHRIS!!!!
Guard: It's just anaesthetic *looks at me* Chris belongs to such a rare species that we can't kill him.
Me: Oh, how wonderful... *gets up* *mutters a few curses* Joey?
Joey: Yes? Pizza? Please?
Me: No pizza, yet.
Joey: *sighs*
Me: What's your favorite type of food?
Joey: Pizza, chicken, hamburgers, Chinese, tacos, pasta... *goes on with the endless list of food*
Me: *stares at him* *amazed that he isn't bigger than he already is*
J.C: *snoooooooooooooooooooooore*
Me: Damnit! *takes the pillow and hits J.C. with it repeatedly*
J.C: *no reaction*
Me: *looks at Lance*
Lance: *shrugs his shoulders*
Me: *drops the pillow and starts hitting J.C. with my fists*
J.C: *slowly waking up* Morning? Already?
Me: *stops* J.C., interview, how long do you sleep?
J.C: Wake up at 8... got to sleep at 10... Is it 8 already?
Me: Not really but...
J.C: *snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore*
Lance: *sigh*
Joey: *sees the arrow in Chris' back* Food?
Me: *looks at Joey*
Joey: *chewing on the arrow* Tastes funny...
Justin, Lance, the guard and me: *stares at Joey*
J.C. and Chris: *snoooooooooooooooooooooore*
Joey: *falls down sleeping*
Me: Maybe I'll just interview you guys another time... *gets up*
Guard: *picks up Chris and walks out of the room*
Me: *leaves the room quickly*