Written by Niko, who was so nice and let me put it up here (Big thanks to Niko! Everyone here on 'NSync 'NStink loves you) can be found on fanfiction.net too, under Parodies and spoofs.

Name: BI, BI, BI

By: JUSTIN TIMBERBUTT

Sounds just like: BYE, BYE, BYE

By: 'NSYNC

Yeah, yeah...

I'm bi, bi, bi...

I'll hit you with the truth, girl

I need much more than you

We should have a threesome,

Baby, come on.

I met someone last night

I hope this doesn't start a fight

But I think he gives a better blow job than you

You know that I can't live no more of this lie

So, baby, why not give it a try?

I'm bi, bi, bi (bi, bi)

I don't wanna make this hard for you

I don't think it's fun unless there's more than two

It may sound crazy, but it ain't no lie

I'm bi, bi, bi (bi, bi)

Stay calm baby, and stop breaking stuff

I just wanna tell you that you're not enough

And you may hate me, but it ain't no lie

I'm bi, bi, bi (bi, bi)

Fine I'll find another guy

And leave you here to cry

Open up those buttcheeks, I'm coming inside

You don't wanna do this for me

And now I've really come to see

That sex would be much better once you're gone.

You know that I can't live no more of this lie.

So baby I am saying goodbye.

I'm bi, bi, bi (bi, bi)

I'm not saying that I'm turning gay

I just like to play

I think that you would understand