JOEY FATONE, 10 YEARS FROM NOW

So, let's take a look at Joseph Fatone. Joey. Phat-one. Or more known as Fat-One.

After spending his 7 years in prison (Why? Cause 12 year old girls realized that he was nothing more than a scumbag and decided to tell the truth) he's started working again.
Of course Joey got problems with working. The only real thing he remembers is being a memeber of a now forgotten band called 'NSync, which makes it pretty hard for him to accept that 1) He doesn't have any fans. 2) He never had any fans. 3) Nobody wants his autograph. 4) Nobody wants to sleep with him cause 'he was a member of 'NSync'. 5) He's not aloud to eat all the food he sees. 6) He's not the boss, or anything near that. This has caused him to lose job after job, and he is now unemployed.