JOEY

What advice would you give someone starting a music career?

"Never give up!" That's why he's here now, he refused to take no for an answer (no matter what it was about)

What other artists inspired you?

"Frankie Lynn and the Teenagers (doowop Groups) Boyz II Men" Exactly: the TEENAGERS!!!!

What makes you blush?

"Being flattered." Which means he doesn't blush often.

What are your personal and professional goals?

"To own a house and to be remembered in music." You'll be remembered, as the biggest asshole in music history, don't worry about that. Why you don't have enough money for a house is more what you should worry about, aren't you a member of a big boyband?

Do you have a pet?

"No." Doesn't Chris count?

If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

"My big feet." Big nose, big face, big apatite... the list goes on.

Would you pierce your nose?

"No." Come on, face it, Joey with a pierced nose? Doesn't he look stupid enough already?

If you had one wish granted to you what would it be?

"More wishes." Like: Free whores, free Britney, free Lance, food, more free whores...

Finish this sentence. I cannot get enough of...

"Going to clubs." By this he means having sex in public with Lance.

What do you collect?

"Superman stuff." He actually admits to this... How old is he anyway?

What is the secret to your success?

"Friendship." Like his special friendship with the others in the group...

What will you be doing in 10 years?

"Still singing." Singing? Do you even know how to do that?

What is your favorite piece of clothing to wear?

"Superman hockey jersey." Joey, you are worse than I am with BSB! (Which means seriously obsessed)

If you had to choose between love, money and fame, which would you choose?

"LOVE!" But then we all know that's never gonna happen, after all it's Joey...

How do you know if a song is going to be a hit?

"Just the people's response." If they say it sucks, it's a hit, if they throw up and then say that it sucks it's not that good.

What do you miss the most when you are on the road?

"Family." Britney, they are cousins, but that doesn't stop them, well it's Britney, she LOVES all her cousins...

What do you do if you get a sore throat and have to perform?

"Take care of it." In what way? You or the others? Be a little more spesiphic!

Are you superstitious?

"Not really." He's only doing the ritual with J.C. cause he loves it...

What is your favorite way to celebrate your birthday?

"With friends." Friends? Stop lying Joey, we know you don't have any friends! (Have you ever noticed that all the fat Joey lies makes you irritated cause you know they are lies?)

What is your most disgusting habit?

"Biting my nails." And then eating them.

What is your favorite holiday?

"Christmas." So much food that he simply must eat!.