WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I TOOK OVER THE WORLD

These are just some of my plans, but do notice number 7.

1. Britney would be forced to undergo suergery to REMOVE all things on her body that isn't natural.

2. 'NSync would be executed in very painful ways. VERY painful ways.

3. Britney would later be executed too.

4. The rainforest would be saved.

5. Chris' corpus would be examined carefully. We need
to make sure what caused that spider to attach itself to his head for the sake of mankind.

6. Animals would have more rights.

7. People who have been supporting me would be rewarded. (Remember that!)

8. Baby-sitting, cooking and general household would be considered macho.

9. There would be no more noise pollution. Bands/artists with obvious lack of talent would be removed and forbidden to ever sing again.

10. Money would be put on the developing for birth controls for men.

11. BSB would be considered the kings of pop out of all time. They'd be in Guinness book of records for best band ever... and the five best looking guys to ever grace this planet.

12. Men would get reputitions for sleeping around.

13. 'NSync and Britney Spears' music would be considered as illegal drugs.

14. All men would be forced to spend one month a year in a PMS simulator. (If we suffer, they'll suffer...)

15. Buying more than two copies of the same album would be illegal unless you can prove that you really need another. There would be no more cheating like buying five copies just to help that band break the "most record sold in the first week" record. Hear that 'NSync fans?

16. Britney and 'NSync's money would be used to help people in the third wolrd and saving endangered animals.

17. Forget the electric chair, we got Britney's old music! That ought to kill them in an even more painful way.

18. There would no longer be examples like the Millennium. There would not be three different versions of the same album; they would all include the same songs. No more hysterical searching for that special song that wasn't included on that CD you bought. (It took me a half-year to find "You wrote the book on love", I even imported a Millennium CD from Japan, but of course it wasn't there... it was the Australian album... I later found it on a single...)

19. 'NSync and Britney would be erased from the music history.

20. PMS would be a good excuse in court.