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| Well, I am a 18-year-old girl who lives in Sweden, I am a natural redhead, I got bluegreygreen eyes (okay, let's just say blue), I'm 5'9, I weigh 120 lbs. (I'm proud of myself, I've gained some weight) and I am fully aware that I'm underweight, you don't have to tell me. I am part Sami (my mom's side) and my grandfather (if I remember this right) had a small circus. I live with my mom, I am the only child, and I have a Dalmatian who is 12 years old. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Anyway, I love animals (okay, not bugs and other yucky animals, but if they got fur I'm most likely to like them), I used to have hamsters (I've had 39 of hamsters... but I only bought 4 of them...) and I kinda miss them but the last one died a couple of years ago (her name was Timmy and she was one of the few that didn't have any kids). | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I love music, my favorite band used to be BSB (you didn't know that did you?), but they are now more along the lines of Rammstein, Disturbed, Garbage, Everclear, Clawfinger and the Offspring. There are of course artists who comes with noises that they call music too who I don't like, among them are: Britney Spears, 'NSync, Hanson, Moffats, Britney Spears, Next of Kin, 'NSync, Lok, Britney Spears, Take 5, 'NSync and Britney Spears. And while we're at it, I dislike: |
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| * Fashion, a lot. For me it's just some shit made up by idiots who loves anorectic and bulimic girls, who are 6'0 with double D's, created to make money on people who are too scared to go against the flow. * Make-up. I actually hate the fact that people think that they are prettier when they are hiding their real faces. You might look more correct to fashion, but I can truly say that everyone is prettier without make-up. Besides, beauty is only skin-deep. The only thing make-up is good for, is goths. They are pretty, but they don't do it to make themselves *perfect*. * That I probaly just insulted 99% of all the people who's come here by the first two. * When my mom decides that she must put baby pictures of me all over the appartment. Especially since she knows I hate it. * People with no sense of humor. (You can have a bad sense of humor, that's fine, just laugh at something, that's all I'm asking for) * Britney Spears and her silicon boobs. I still can't believe how she got famous (okay, I do, she spread her legs for anyone, that's how.) * 'NSync. Yeah, I'm jealous, I'd like to be famous, make a lot of money without any talent whatsoever too. Especially if people are practically worshipping me, I could do that, I'm pretty sure I could. * Teenyboppers. I don't care if you are BSB fans either, I still don't like you! But the worst teenyboppers I've met are the ones who bitches me out of my mind because I like BSB (and they like 'NSync and believes that Justin is God). If you'd only get a mind of your own. *shakes head* * People who read certain stories of mine and thinks I'm obsessed with Brian. I'm not. He's not even my favorite Backstreet Boy. * People who thinks I hate BSB's girlfriends/wives. I honestly don't. Okay, Mandah, but that's cause she was such a bitch and not because she was Nick's girlfriend (yeah, yeah, yeah, I was jealous... I admit it, happy?). I might not love them, but as long as they are good for BSB then I won't call them things like 'bitch', 'slut' and 'whore' (unless I am in a really bad mood and let it go out over them, but it's not like I know them or anything so nobody is harmed). Personally I wish Brian and LeighAnne, and Kevin and Kristin the best of luck. * That Brian is so young and getting married. I think he's too young, okay? ... And I don't believe in marriage either so... * When my mom is 15 minutes late and I'm on time when we are meeting each other somewhere. * That I have such a bad memory. Sometimes it feels like I'm born senile or something. * That I'm not a Goddess. I wish I were. I want all the power in the Universe... I'd make BSB my five angels (who would never grow old) and I'd give all BSB fans eternal youth (unless they didn't want that), and Bratney and 'NStink would no longer exist. Or maybe they would, but they wouldn't sell well, actually they wouldn't sell at all. They'd all meet a horrible destiny, which I had made especially unpleasant, just because they tortured the world with their 'music'. Call me a power-freak, but I'd be a great Goddess, don't you think? * That I'll grow old. * That my mom keeps reminding me that I'll grow old. It's not funy damnit! (Plus, mom you are 17 years older than me, you'll get old before me. Ha!) * That I got wrinkles. If you can't see them you need glasses, and if you still can't see them you need better glasses. Or maybe I'm just whining. * That I got white hair in my red hair. I've found 8 of them already, it started when I was 14. And people wonder why I am so scared of growing old. * My ugly toes. Well, they are really ugly... * Zits. No one like them, I wonder what God was thinking about when she decided that we should be tortured with not only 'NSync and Britney, but also zits. We could live without them and still be happy... * My red hair. I don't care what people say, it's not pretty. I want black hair. * That I probably won't be an actress. (But I'd like to thank Alice for believing that I can) * That movies these days suck so bad. Fuck it all. * The colors pink and purpel. * People who think that all little girls should like pink, purple, glitter and want to be a princess when they grow up. All people who think that, I got something to tell you: Fuck you. * That I don't know BSB. * That I can't sing for shit. (Britney-ish voice you know...) * That people actually think that 'NSync can sing. * That people actually think 'NSync look good. (Just one question: Are you trying to kill me? Cause I can hardly breath when I'm laughing so hard...) * That people actually think that Britney got talent. She doesn't, other than her obvious bed-skills... * That my mom wants to give me pills so I'll be happy. Face it mom, (I'm not J.C., I don't want drugs) I hate pills and I won't ever take them, I prefer my depressions. Besides, if I'm so week that I can't live without help then maybe I shouldn't live and bring the weakness to another generation, ever thought of that? (Now I know you think I'm screwed up in the head, but think about it, we are playing God with medication and plastic surgery but if we really wanted to make it better for the next generation then maybe we shouldn't help. Maybe the strongest one will survive anyway.) * That my mom tries to defend Britney's boob job when she thinks I'm being too mean. It won't do any good you know, I'll just be even worse, cause I'm a mean, mean bitch *evil grin* * What a bad role model Britney is. "Mommy, mommy, I wanna dress like a prostitute and get implants, JUST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS!!" * Christmas. Somebody shoot me before I succumb to the corrupted ways of commercialism. * Humans. We all suck. * That I can't think of anything more at the moment. |
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| And since I don't want you to believe that I'm a total idiot who hates everything (but it's close) I got another list too. What I like: |
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| * BSB. Cause they used to make my life less miserable. * The Offspring. They do great music, which helped making life almost acceptable for a while. * My mom. * Music. Real music that is, no Britney or 'NSync thank you. * Animals. Cause most of them are so sweet. * The Sims. (Computer game) It's fun, but you get addicted. * Harry Potter. Actually not Harry himself, he sucks, give me Snape, Draco, Lupin, Peter, Sirius, Tom... Aw, screw it, just give me Snape *smiles sweetly* The man is god. Thank god for Alan Rickman, I fear what might have happened to Sevvie otherwise. * My friends. I'm still amazed that they put up with me like they do, I love you guys! * My dog. She's such a sweetie. (She thinks she's human, it's so cute). * Writing stories. NaNoWriMo was less enjoyable however, but when you were done... oooh... victory... * That Britney did a boob job. It gives me so much more to pick on, not only does she sleep with anyone, have no brain, says "like" and "you know" all the time and cannot sing or dance, she sized up her boobs. * People who disses Britney and 'NSync, you can always make me smile. * People who let me talk BSB with them without complaining even though they don't like BSB. Now that's a real friend. * How horses always makes me calm down. It's nice to know that there's something that can do that at least. |
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| And then there are some even more boring things that you don't really care about so I won't tell you . | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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