I got issues

- Or "Nat's obsession with stupid things that will never tell you the truth anyway" -

Well... um... you guys know I got issues, right? (*all nods*) Well... I found this little thingy... where your supposed to ask whatever (yes and no questions). So out of my nice little stupidy I asked the following questions:

Q: Will I ever meet the Offspring? (What? My brain stood still)

A: Yes.

Q: Will I ever sleep with Dexter Holland? (Well EXUSE ME!!)

A: Yeah, I think so. (Oh, yeah, I do have a stupid grin all over my face, but that's really not for you to focus on. Moving on!)

Q: Will I ever sleep with Nick Carter? (If you say A you have to say B)

A: Maybe. Are you satisfied? (What? Me cursing under my breath? Damn, you know me too well...)

Q: Will I ever sleep with a BSB member? (*holding hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA! That is not all that's going through my head! LALALALALALALA!!! I can't hear you!!)

A: No way. There's your answer, you happy now? (Actually... no.)

Q: Are you absolutely sure about the answer of the last question? (Well hello! I had to!)

A: Maybe. Are you satisfied? (*growls something and hits the computer*)

Q: Is Britney Spears screwing Justin Timberlake? (Well, you know you wanna know)

A: Without a doubt! (I SWEAR! It said that!!!)

Q: Is Britney Spears doing all of 'NSync?

A: Yes, yes, of course! (*blinks* Gross...)

Q: Are Britney's boobs really hers? (The questions I want answers to...)

A: No way. There's your answer, you happy now? (Hehe... yeah.)

Q: Do I have serious issues? (I wanted someone/something else than people around me to tell me, okay?)

A: Yes, yes, of course! (*snorts* This is just bull I tell you.)

Q: Will I marry rich? (Hey, some of us are only in it for the money... and the sleeping with certain babes... Did I just say that?)

A: No way. There's your answer, you happy now? (*sighs* No.)

Q: Will I have kids? (I fear the pure thought)

A: Yeah, I think so. (*cries loudly*)

Q: Will I have more than 3 kids? (I deserve to know how many monsters that are going to torture me my whole life)

A: Maybe. Are you satisfied? (Uh... no)

Q: Will I have less than 3 kids?

A: Yes, yes, of course! (Thank god)

Q: Will I have 2 kids?

A: Maybe. Are you satisfied? (*blinks*)

Q: Will I have 1 kid?

A: Yes, yes, of course! (*sighs* Okay, only one. Thank god.)

Q: Will Christina Aguilera ever be thought of as more famous than Britney Spears?

A: No way. There's your answer, you happy now? (Ya know... I'm starting to believe in this *looks up* Hmm...)

Q: Will Dexter Holland be the father of my child?

A: Without a doubt! (*grins* Hehe... Dex! It's your kid, your responsibility. Take care if it *Dexter realizes that maybe sleeping with Nat was a bad idea as he tries to comfort a crying baby under protest*)

Q: Will I have an affair with Dexter Holland? (well, that or one night stand you know...)

A: Yeah, I think so. (*hangs head in shame* Oh dear...)

Q: Will Dexter Holland leave his wife for me? (Haha, as if!)

A: Without a doubt! (*blinks* Whoa... *grins widely* *thinks* Wait, he'll be broke?)

Q: Will Dexter's wife get all the money in their divorce? (Well, either that or he lost the cash before, or maybe we just won't get married... *thinks* That makes sense.)

A: No way. There's your answer, you happy now? (As a matter of fact... yeah I am (Again, I need help))

Q: Will Dexter Holland and I get married? (Such a teeny question, but since I weren't going to screw Nick then I'm going to see how far I can go with this. Ha!)

A: Yes! (*terrified* Ehh... mom... I'm gonna marry Dexter but he won't be rich and we'll have a kid *Nat's mom faints in horror*)

Q: Will I cheat on Dexter? (I don't believe in marriage, that's all I'm saying...)

A: Probably, why do you care though? (Well *I* don't, I figure Dexter will though...)

Q: Will Dexter cheat on me?

A: No way. There's your answer, you happy now? (Hehe... awww... Dex, you're the sweetest *hugs her lover while Dexter growls something under his breath* Although I would have agreed to an open marriage... but I'm happy this way too! *Dex forces himself to smile (but only ends up looking very tortured)*)

Q: Will Dexter and I be happily married? (For the sake of it all, I believe I'll top the past teeny questions with this.)

A: Yes, yes, of course! (Ahhhh... we'll fight daily and threaten to kill each other (well I surely know that I'm gonna do that) every other minute. Sounds like a healty relationship to me (no, seriously, it does *"She's got issues" plays in the background* *shoots an evil glare at Dexter* Turn it down or you will not wake up to see another morning!))

Q: Will I commit suicide?

A: No way. There's your answer, you happy now? (Well I can surely say that my mom is...)

Q: Will I grow old? (Please, no, anything but that...)

A: Maybe. Are you satisfied? (God I hate that answer)

Q: If I grow old, will I torture people with telling them all about how wonderful the BSB were? (I can just see it in front of me...)

A: Without a doubt! (Haha, I thought so!)

Q: Will the Offspring make 10 or more CD's? (Hey, they are almost there! "Only" 4 to go!)

A: Probably, why do you care though? (Uh... cause I like their music?)

Q: Will the Backstreet Boys be around 2005?

A: Yes! (WHAT?! *confused* But... but they're a boyband!)

Q: Will 'NSync be around 2005?

A: Yes, yes, of course! (*cries hysterically*)

Q: Will Britney Spears be around 2005?

A: Maybe. Are you satisfied? (Well that certainly made it clear up.)

Q: Did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? (Sorry, I need to know... what a way to try to find out... *shakes head*)

A: No way. There's your answer, you happy now? (*blinks*)

Q: If I was in the Harry Potter books, would I try to take over the world or join Voldemort?

A: Yeah, I think so. (Me too...)

Q: Would I go for Draco? (LALALALALALALALALALALA!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!)

A: Without a doubt! (Hehe... World domination, here I come! If it hadn't been for the fact that HP aren't real... dammit!)

Q: Will I be locked up in an institution at least once in my life?

A: Maybe. Are you satisfied? (Uh... not really *looks at her mom, wondering what she's planning to do*)

Q: Will I ever be sane?

A: No way. There's your answer, you happy now? (Oh yeah, *very*)

Well, there you go, the answer. I'm not well in the head and I'm never going to be sane. I might just be locked in on an institution at least once, but that's okay, cause I'll marry Dexter Holland, we'll be like any other couple (cause he simply won't be rich (damn, so I have to get up and get a job? Ugh) when I marry him), have one child (and yes, Dex is the father, I did *not* sleep with that drop dead gorgeus guy, I swear!) and BSB will be around 2005. Unfortunately 'NSync and Britney too... but that's another story!