IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

or "I've done another stupid thing I should never have even thought about".

I did the little "Which 'NSync member is your soul mate" at eCrush.com, cause I wanted to be put into an asylum. Guess what. I got a tie. Between Chris and J.C.

After I did the little extra question the list was like this:

1 Chris
2
J.C.
3
Lance
4
Joey
5
Justin

Not too unexpected, since I can't stand Justin, and Joey makes me have nightmares... and so does Lance's freaky eyes.

This is what it said:

Are you ready to go craaaaaaaaaaaaaa-zee?? Psycho, even?? [What do you mean go? I AM, ask anyone you like] Great! Cause you're 'NSync love [Love? Bah! Victim of my evil plans is more likely the truth] match is none other than Chris Kirkpatrick [There's a first for everything], wacko extraordinarie! [More like Monkey-face.]
Chris, aka Psycho [Hey! That's MY nikckname!], is not only the oldest 'NSync member at the Medicare-ready age of 29 [Actually, I'm pretty sure it's 39, but sure, go on], but he formed the damn group in the first place. [Therefor he must die.] Still, he's just a kid in heart: cracking jokes, making clever quips, slipping the whoopee cushion under the bus driver [Do that to me and I'll kill you], what have you.
But wait - there's a sensitive side of Chris, too! [Yeah, he'll cry his eyes out if he doesn't get to stay up till 9.] He's encouraging, open-minded [Fine, I hate to agree to that one. Dammit.], impartial, and ready to wage war against the evil empires [He's going to wage war against my Backstreet Empire?] of narrow-mindedness and discrimination. [Don't paint him up like that, I might start to like him.] And he loves rollercoasters! [Good god, no *shakes head* Not another similarity.]
Chris likes girls who are assertive [Woohoo! Move over teenyboppers, I'll take him! *blushes* Umm... by that I meant, umm... *embarrassed beyond limit*], and certainly won't slap your face if you decided to make a move on him [No, he's too desperate to get laid at least once this year without talking Justin into it]. Anyone who can catch this devil-may-care, impish free spirit [Hold on, there's not a bad bone in his body? If that happen to be true (Yeah right...) I'll make sure that it won't stay like that for long (Hey, if I'm going out on a killing spree I need an alibi... or a partner in crime)] long enough to make a pitch to him will probably turn his inimitably styled head. [Okay, that must change, but okay.] After you bag the boy [Boy? He's 29!] for a date, you might want to treat him to an evening in front of the tube for an Adam Sandler film fest (the mind wets itself in anticipation) [No, the word is not anticipation, it's FEAR].
Would you like to swing a star? [Be more exact please.] Or would you like to swing in on one of Chris' beaded extensions? [*hysterical laughing*] Super! Because this is your man! [Well, does it look like anyone else wants him???] Well done! [Actually, I'm cursing at myself at the moment, but sure, whatever you say.]

Result on Celebrity Crush was however: "Maybe at the wax museum"
(I picked Uranus, for you who wonder.)

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