GOD

I really don't believe in one all might God, but now let's pretend that God exist if we don't believe it. And if you ask me, God is a SHE. Period. I don't give a shit if you think the other way (honestly, I don't).

And remember, not only do these rhyme, it's the truth.

God made Coke
God made Pepsi
God made Backstreet oh so sexy
God made rivers
God made lakes
God made 'NSync...
Oh well, She did some mistakes!

God made towels,
God made rags,
God made 'NSync
Five ugly f*ags.

God made music, God made Lance,
But all of 'NSync just can't dance

God made elks,
God made deers,
God made 'NSync;
A bunch of queers

God made the sun,
God made heat,
God made 'NSync
But without good beat

God made libraries,
God made books,
God made 'NSync
Without good looks
God made trees,
God made grass,
God made BSB
To kick 'NSync's ass

God made trees,
God made sticks,
God made 'NSync
But forgot their dicks