Okay, I will explain myself, but it will take time...

WHY I HATE BRITNEY

22. She's NOT all that. She's a plastic freak with no brain. The next Cher (no offence against Cher, she's very talented and have brain, I just don't like plastic surgery)

21. She's dating Justin Timberlake. Excuse me while I laugh my ass off.

20. Her pure existence makes me wanna come after her with a big knife and stop this horrible thing.

19. Yes, she can back flip, but can she dance? I think not.

18. I never thought cheap whores could make it big. Oh well, when her 15 minutes of fame is up she'll be back on the streets in no time. Unless Justin wants her as his private whore.

17. She has so no idea of what a real sweater is.

16. If she'd just admit that she's usting sex to sell her music...

15. She got a real attitude problem, it's like if she's PMS-ing 24/7 all year around...

14. She knows that 'NSync will be history soon, but she fails to see that she will too.

13. It's the perfect vacuum in her head.

12. Her boobs contain more salt water than the Pacific Ocean.

11. Her fans. Annoying things who needs to get their ears checked, they usually loves 'NSync too, which also makes me wonder if they willhear when I yell at them that their idols are bastards and a slut.

10. She's a bad role model.

9. I hate her voice, especially live. It sounds worse than on the CD (which I will never buy). And no, I'm not jealous of her voice, I am cursed with the same one she got when it's fixed up, thank you. (And no, I have no plans what so ever to start singing and torture the world with it, I have a heart you know)

8. She has absolutely no talent at all.

7. She walks around in things that aren't real clothes amongst kids. That's great Brit, why don't you teach them how to swallow too?

6. I bet she slept her way to the record deal.

5. She loves 'NSync, and hates BSB. Where's your taste Britney? In the garbage can with your brain and talent?

4. Her implants. Okay, I think it's nice that we recycle Pamela Anderson's implants but right now I'm not sure who's a better role model, Britney Spears or Pamela Anderson. At least she's sizing down...

3. She can't even be nice to her own fans.

2. She dissed BSB. That alone can make me hate her.

1. The weird lyrics she doesn't mind singing. 'Hit me one more time', sure, can I just grab my bat before or shall I do it right now with my fists only? 'I was born to make you happ', or 'I am your personal slave', you pick, it means the same. 'Oops, I did it again', first I thought this was a parody on 'Crazy', turns out it wasn't. I thought I'd actually die laughing...