MY INTERVIEW WITH BRITNEY SPEARS!

Basically my class now thinks that I should be the one to interview all the horrible celebrities, while they take turns to interview groups and artist like Backstreet Boys, Garbage etc. etc.
And I'm stuck with Britney Spears, Spice Girls, 'NSync etc.

This time I don't feel like chitchatting with Britney who dated her cousin, so I just ask her the first question right away.

Me: Do you think Justin will marry you?
Britney: He's, you know, like already done that.
Me: What?!
Britney: Yeah, we're like married *thinks* That's what he like said... but I, you know, can't remember having a, you know, wedding though...
Me: *decides to drop it cause it doesn't make any sense* What's your opinion on 'NSync's fans?
Britney: Fans? They are awful! I like, you know hate fans!
Me: Fans mainly or just 'NSync fans?
Britney: Fans.
Me: Well that's great Britney. But what do you think about 'NSync-fans?
Britney: They are scary! You know... What if, what if they, you know, like find out that I'm like, you know doing 'NSync?
Me: Yes, that would be terrible *starts planning how to tell as many 'NSync fans as possible* Anyway, why are you such a slut Britney?
Britney: I don't know... like maybe... like... eh... you know...
Me: No, I don't know. Tell me.
Britney: I... um... eeehh... like you know... um... like... um... eehh... you know... um... like... um... eeehh... you know... eeehh... um... like... um...I guess it's just like me, you know...
Me: I'll just have to take your word for it... *sigh* Do Justin still call you Bit-Bit?
Britney: No. He call me, you know, Boob-Boob now, after like boob surgery.
Me: So you have implants?
Britney: Implants?
Me: Silicon for an example. A boob job.
Britney: Oh! Well, like no. I did a knee surgery, you know, and I'm like, you know growing and they just like grew... But you know, implants are like, you know a girl's best friend *giggles*
Me: I'd rather say that a brain would be that... but then you wouldn't know anything about that. Is there anything you would like to do in the near future?
Britney: Like screw Justin again, you know.
Me: *sighs* Well that's wonderful.
Britney: I know, have you like tried it?
Me: I am very thankful that I never have done that, and that I never will.
Britney: You should, you know try it!
Me: *irritated* I'd rather drop down dead, or even worse, buy your CD.
Britney: *blinks*
Me: *sighs* Have you ever been in love?
Britney: *nods*
Me: *waits for a name or something*
Britney: *looks at me*
Me: Any name?
Britney: Chad.
Me: Isn't that your cousin...
Britney: Yeah! You so like read my mind you know! That's him, you know, totally!
Me: But he's your cousin...
Britney: *nods*
Me: And how about Justin?
Britney: Like... *blushes* I like got a, you know crush on him... but you know, we are more like, you know holding hand friends...
Me: Didn't you say that he said that you two were married?
Britney: You know yeah. We've been married for, you know, YEARS!
Me: Oh... since when?
Britney: I was like 11 *fakes a smile*
Me: WHAT?!
Britney: I think we got, you know married then... that's like when he, you know said it like anyway... *thinks*
Me: When you two were on Mickey Mouse Club?
Britney: Yeah! That's like, you know right!
Me: So it was just a little game?
Britney: *stares at me* Like game? My, you know marriage with Justin??? Like... *starts crying* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me: Eehhh... oops... guess I did it again... sorry... *hurries out*

Britney and Justin are MARRIED!

I guess it's just like me you know...

Chad.