INTERVIEW WITH BRITNEY SPEARS!

And since my class loves me soooooooo much, they made me interview Britney AGAIN. And they didn't let me take my bat with me either. *curses* Anyway, I interviewed the Queen of sluts...

After a little 'small talk' to make Britney believe that she can trust me, so she might just say the truth, or at least half of it, I decided to ask her about the songs.

Me: So, I heard your new single...
Britney: You did? *smiles proudly* It's like great, you know, isn't it? EVERYBODY just, you know looooooooooves it!
Me: Well I thought it sounded just like 'Crazy'...
Britney: *interrupts again* I know, we just rewrote like the lyrics, you know and changed like a, like a little bit in the, you know melody. That was like it. It's going to be a, you know hit!
Me: Don't you think that you should have at least done a new song, instead of changing an old one and torturing the world with it again?
Britney: *thinks* Why would you like, you know wanna do that?
Me: So you mean you are going to play it safe?
Britney: Um... *thinks* like... Yeah! I think...
Me: So, your new album is also going to be called 'Oops... I did it again', why?
Britney: It just like suited it, you know. At least, you know that was like what, you know my manager like said you know.
Me: *mutters* Probably cause it's a huge accident that you ever got into the recording studio again... Your last CD 'Baby one more time' went great, as we all unfortunately know. And we were all tortured by songs as 'One more time', 'Crazy' and 'Born to make you happy'. Whatever made you do those songs? What made you think that we ever wanted to hear them?!
Britney: Eehh... well... I like got to the, you know, studio in Stockholm, Norway...
Me: Sweden, Stockholm is in Sweden.
Britney: Oh, like right. *quiet for a moment*
Me: *realizes that she needs a little help* You got to the studio in Stockholm...
Britney: Right! I you know, got to the like studio in, you know, Stockholm, Norway...
Me: *mutters a few curses*
Britney: And they like just gave me, you know song after song, and were, you know all like 'And do this, and do this, and this' you know, it was like so fun, you know!
Me: Right... Unfortunately the humans on this planet didn't think so.
Britney: What do you like mean?
Me: I could explain it to you, but your head would explode.
Britney: Oh...
Me: Your first hit was 'Baby, one more time', what does 'Hit me' really mean in that song?
Britney: I... um... like... um... what do you think?
Me: It sounds like you want someone to abuse you.
Britney: Really? That's like so funny! *giggle*
Me: It is? What does it mean then?
Britney: Um... eehh... you know... like I don't know...
Me: You don't know?!
Britney: *blinks*
Me: *stares at her*
Britney: *blinks* *starts twirling her hair*
Me: Fine... *mutters* Stupid, air-headed bimbo...
Britney: *blinks*
Me: Let's move on to unfortunately another hit of yours, 'Born to make you happy'. I would like to know... WHY????????
Britney: *blinks* *stops twirling her hair* Um... I wrote that song about, you know, Justin.
Me: No you didn't. You didn't write anything on your album!
Britney: Oh...
Me: ANYWAY, is it true that the boy in the video 'One more time' is your cousin?
Britney: Yeah, Chad. *sad voice* He's like, you know, my ex boyfriend.
Me: Weren't he your cousin?
Britney: That too.
Me: That's just gross...
Britney: *blank look*
Me: But you aren't together now?
Britney: No *starts crying* I want him baaaaaaaaaaaaack....
Me: *decides that I've had it with Britney* I have to go now... *hurried out of the room before can say anything*

EVERYBODY just, you know looooooves it!

I... um... like... um... what do you think?

He's like, you know, my ex boyfriend.