MY INTERVIEW WITH BRITNEY SPEARS!

So, for the school paper I've been forced to interview Britney Spears. Why? I just refused to do it, everyone else threatened to commit suicide. Just my luck.

Me: Hello Britney...
Britney: HI! *smiles widly*
Me: Are those bleached?
Britney: My hair? Like you know, of course, I'm like really a brunette.
Me: Um... I meant your teeth...
Britney: Well, you know, yeah!
Me: Oh, wonderful.
Britney: ... *blinks*
Me: Okay, let's start then. Don't you think that the way you dress can affect your fans moral?
Britney: Um...  *thinks* what does moral means?
Me: *not too surprised* Never mind... let's go to the next question instead. Why did you get a boob job?
Britney: I didn't. You know, it was like a, like a knee operation you know...
Me: Sure it was... *mutters* and they placed the kneecaps in breat-height.
Britney: *blank look*
Me: How is it going with Justin of 'NSync?
Britney: *happy voice* Justin said we dated! And it's going great with, you know, 'NSync, it's just a shame that we can't, you know, be like with each other now cuz, you know the touring.
Me: ALL 'NSync?!
Britney: *vacant look* Like... yeah?
Me: Don't you think that's... I don't know... GROSS?!
Britney: What do you mean?
Me: *stares at Britney for a second* *mutters* Nothing... Why did you ever diss BSB?
Britney: Um... well, they are like going to be gone soon and then what will I do?
Me: *mutters* 'NSync... as usual...
Britney: Besides, it was THEIR fault that the, you know, songs were like on MY record. I was like you know, helping them out!
Me: *furious* WHY WOULD THEY EVER WANT "HELP" FROM A SLUT LIKE YOU?!
Britney: *blank look*
Me: *tries to calm down* Hrm... I mean, why would they need help from you when they've been doing great before you?
Britney: It was like THEIR fault.
Me: Don't you think it was Jive records...
Britney: *interrupts* It was like, you know THEIR fault.
Me: Don't you think it was more their songs on your album were helped you?
Britney: I don't like need help! Cuz I'm, you know, talented!
Me: Rights... *gives up* Do you realize that you will probably be gone soon too?
Britney: I won't! I will, you know, always be like here, like you know, always. I'm not going away.
Me: *stares in horror at Britney*
Britney: You know, I'll be here... like always, you know *fakes a smile*
Me: Of course you will Britney, of course you will *prays that she will be gone really, REALLY soon* Did you sleep your way to the record deal?
Britney: Well, yeah!
Me: I'm glad that you admit to that.
Britney: How did you like know...?
Me: Thinking about how you sing, dance and dress, the thought just came natural.
Britney: Thought?
Me: Never mind. Would you like to be a member of the Spice Girls?
Britney: I was like a memeber of Innocent you know. But I was you know, way, way, WAY more, you know, talented then like they were so I had to, you know, leave them. And then I like, you know, met Justin, and you know did him, and then, you know, their manager too, and then you know, I got to like travel with 'NSync instead!
Me: Oh, how wonderful for you Britney. I bet you loved every second of it.
Britney: *nods*
Me: Well, I have to go now, or I might just have to kill you. Bye. *hurries out of the room*

What does moral means?

Justin said we dated!

Did you sleep your way to the record deal?
Well, yeah!