Name: GIRL IN THE MIRROR

By: BITCHNEY SMEARS

Sounds just like: GIRL IN THE MIRROR

By: BRITNEY SPEARS

There's a girl in the mirror What a surprise

I wonder who she is *roll eyes* Blond idiot

Sometimes I think I know her Wonder why...

Sometimes I really wish I did Really? I hear she's a bitch.

There's a story in her eyes

Lullabies and goodbyes Mostly goodbyes

When she's looking back at me She is?

I can tell her heart is broken easily

'Cause the girl in my mirror ...is you

Is crying out tonight Oh, what happened? Justin broke your heart?

And there's nothing I can tell her

To make her feel alright Tell her that she fooled at least half of her fans when she said her boobs grew on their own.

Oh the girl in my mirror

Is crying 'cause of you Justin, look what you did.

And I wish there was something

Something I could do Please, don't size up your boobs again.

If I could

I would tell her

Not to be afraid But that would be a lie, there's a lot of people out there who'd gladly kill her, but you already know that...

The pain that she's feeling Well, she did beg people to hit her one more time...

The sense of loneliness will fade She'll always have her pimp

So dry your tears and rest assured

Love will find you like before Love? You mean you'll stalk Justin until he gives in again?

When she's looking back at me Surprisingly enough she does that Britney.

I know nothing really works that easily No, it takes a visit to a plastic surgery to make her happy

'Cause the girl in my mirror

Is crying out tonight Who hit her this time?

And there's nothing I can tell her

Oh the girl in my mirror

Is crying 'cause of you Because of me? I didn't hit her! I wish I had, but that's another story...

And I wish there was something

I wish there was something You've said that twice now, finish the sentience.

Oh I wish there was something *snooooooooooooore*

I could do Was that so hard?

I can't believe what I see I know, I never thought I'd see such a cheep whore in this lifetime either

The girl in the mirror

The girl in the mirror

Is me Damn, you must be a genius

I can't believe what I see (no...) I'm sorry, but that slut IS you

(The girl in the mirror)

The girl in the mirror is me We've understood that, go on to something else now.

Ohh... is me

'Cause the girl in the mirror

Is crying out tonight Well, it wasn't my fault, but I bet it was Justin's...

And there's nothing I can tell her

To make her feel alright Well if someone hit you I can't help you, really, you asked for it.

Oh the girl in the mirror

Is crying 'cause of you I offended her so badly with this page that she's crying? Now I'm proud.

I wish there was something

I wish there was something

Oh I wish there was something Britney, it gets annoying when you repeat a half finished sentience all the time.

I could do