BRITNEY FACTS!

"You pretend you're high, you pretend you're bored, you pretend you're anything, just to be adored..." - 'Stupid Girl' /Garbage

Britney Spears

Name: Bitchney "Yes" Smears
Age: 18, but thinks she's 25 after the implants.
Fave babes: Justin Timberlake (who else), Brad Pitt (poor him) and Ben Affleck (I suffer with him).
Fave words: "Yes", "Like", "You know", "Huh?" and "Justin".
Dislikes the words: "Anti-Britney", "Backstreet Boys" and "No".

Likes:
* To dance (preferably naked) for her older brother
* To someday be considered talented (like that's ever gonna happen...)
* Saying "You know"
* The word "Yes"
* Shopping with Lance
* Justin, she mentions him all the time, even if she's not asked
* Baby blue, just like Justin
* 'NSync, she does them as often as she can...
* Her new breasts
* Her cousin Chad
* Singing badly
* Dancing badly
* 'Hurting her knee'