Name: BRITNEY

By: BITCHNEY SMEARS

Sounds just like: LUCKY

By: BRITNEY SPEARS

This is a story about a girl named Britney...

Early morning, she wakes up

Three strange guys just going out the door

It's time for make-up, perfect smile

It's you they're all waiting for

They go...

"Isn't she bitchy, this Hollywood slut?"

And they say...

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She's so bitchy, but she's a star

And she, she screws everyone that comes along

If there's nothing wrong with her life

Then why do those strangers come at night

Bitchy, and spreading her legs

And there's no on there to stop her

So the world is spinning, and she keeps winning

But tell me what happens when it stops?

They go...

"Isn't she awful, this Hollywood slut?"

And they say...

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"Worst slut, and the winner is... Britney!"

"I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News standing outside the arena waiting for Britney"

"Oh my god... here she comes!"

Isn't she cheep, this Hollywood slut?

She is so terribly bitchy, why is she a star?

If there's nothing wrong with her life

Why do strangers come at night?

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