[A/N: Okay, I messed up last time... Ugh. I tried to fix it, but I couldn't since I needed the others for the episodes that I've already written. So, all in all, Beth got back again (*trying to cover up her little mistake anyway*) while the others whined about how they would never get rid of her and now she's gone. For good.]

SURVIVOR

EPISODE 7

*camera shows a beautiful clear sky, a wonderful peaceful beach, an orange flag and the new (and only) camp on the island, made up by one stabile house, two tents, and a small not so stabile thing that's similar to a small house*

*camera shows Britney and Christina walking out of the woods, Christina crying*

Britney: But it can't like have been you know that bad, right? *looks at Christina*

Christina: *sobbing* Look at me!! Look at my hair! My nails!! I've broken every single one!!! *crying* I can't believe Sara did that!!!!! *continues crying*

Britney: But... I don't like get it you know.

Christina: AND someone stole my Grammy!!!!!!!! *continues crying some more*

Britney: Umm... well, it wasn't like me or anything you know. *tries to look innocent*

Sara: *gets out of the bigger tent* WHO LET HER DOWN FROM THE TREE?????????? *pissed*

Nick, Brian, Kevin and J.C: *hurries out to see what's going on*

Tyke: *hides under Brian's bed*

Chris: *tied up to a tree* *mumbles something about that he didn't do anything* *sees Britney and starts crying again*

Britney: Umm... like huh? *starts twirling her hair*

Sara: Who let her *points at Christina* down from the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* tree?????????

J.C., Brian and Kevin: *hides behind Nick*

Nick: Huh?

Everyone: *quiet*

Sara: WHO?????? *looks at them one by one*

All: *tries to make themselves invisible*

Sara: *mutters something* *walks over to Chris* Chris... *smiles* TELL ME!!!!

Chris: *cries*

Sara: *ungags Chris* *smiles innocently* Tell me... who's been out in the forest tonight?

Chris: *cries*

Sara: *warning tone* Chris...

Chris: I can't... *hysterical crying*

Sara: Just tell me and you won't get hurt...

Chris: *cries*

Sara: TELL ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

Chris: *sobs* Britney...

Sara: *turns around*

J.C: *carefully, behind Nick* You're not going to stop giving me the...

Sara: SHUT UP!

J.C: Sorry *quiet*

Nick: *confused* Why are you all so afraid?

Kevin: Your... girlfriend... is... a... crazy... serial... killer... Nick. I... can't... believe... you... haven't... noticed... that... she's... psychotic... yet.

Nick: Sara would never hurt me *smiles*

Brian: Maybe not you, but pretty much everyone else...

Sara: *looks at the cameraman* *pissed* Either get out of here or get hurt...

*camera goes into a blur*

A.J: Welcome to our seventh competition. First one after we put all of the teams together. The eight remaining contestants are Sara of SideAlley Girls, Nick, Kevin and Brian of the Backstreet Boys, J.C. and Chris of 'NSync, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

*camera shows the contestants*

Sara and Nick: *talking (calmly) about something*

Chris and Kevin: *quiet*

Brian: *mumbling something about Sara being a psycho*

Britney and Christina (both bruised): *crying*

Christina: *holding something that used to be a Grammy (it's now smashed)*

J.C. (who got a black eye): *looking very unhappy* *carefully touches his black eye* Ouch...

A.J: You guys seems to get a long really well *grins*

Nick: Yeah, everything is great *smiles happily*

Sara: Well, some people *looks at Britney and Christina* should be shot at the spot of course, but other than that yeah, things are fine.

A.J: Chris, I've noticed that you don't tell any of those annoying jokes anymore, we're all so happy. But how did that happen?

*camera shows Chris*

Chris: *looks up* *carefully looks at Sara*

Sara: *nods*

Chris: *looks at A.J. again* Well... I've learned that telling jokes is a bad thing. At least if I do it. And someone might get hurt if I do that... that someone is usually me. I'm not going to tell another joke as long as I live, cause I want to keep my hair as long as possible.

Sara: *looks innocent*

Chris: Just like I think J.C. learned that asking about pills all the time isn't a good thing.

J.C: *looks extremely unhappy*

A.J: Well then I'll just, on the behalf of the whole world, thank you Sara.

Sara: *smiles*

A.J: Anyway, on to the competition. This is a three parted competition. We're going to start with knife throwing, the five of you who get the best score goes on to hatch throwing.

Sara: *shines up*

Chris, J.C., Britney, Christina, Kevin and Brian: *terrified by the thought of Sara with a knife or a hatchet*

Nick: *looks at the others* What?

A.J: So, we have five circles, the one in the middle gives you five points, outside that one four and so on. One at the time, three knives each.

*contestants throw their little knives, and amazingly enough only one security guy gets hurt when it's Sara's turn*

A.J: Okay, someone gets that guy to a doctor, okay? I'm sure we can save his hand. Anyway, Sara got ten points, Chris got nine, Nick got seven, J.C. got seven and Kevin got six. The rest of you got zero. Sara, Chris, Nick, J.C. and Kevin are on to the hatch throwing, the rest of you... do whatever, it's not like if I care.

*contestants get ready for hatch throwing*

A.J: Yet again, five circles, the three who get the best score out of this goes on to coconut bowling.

Sara: WHAT?! Coconut bowling??????

A.J: Yes... why?

Sara: When do you EVER get use of that on a desert island?????? Are you going to try to knock your teammates over with a coconut when they are pissing you off or something????????

A.J: Well, I highly doubt you'll get any use of either knife or hatchet throwing either...

Sara: Think again.

A.J: Anyway, you go on now, one at the time. No aiming at the security guys, cameramen, teammates or me.

Sara: *sighs*

A.J: You got three tries each.

*contestants throw the hatchet a couple of times, no one get hurt (it's a miracle)*

A.J: Goody, Sara got 15 points, Kevin got ten points and Chris got seven points, while Nick got six and J.C. got four. Sara, Kevin and Chris are coming with me for the coconut bowling.

Sara: *keeps muttering something about how useless coconut bowling is for survival*

Chris: But if you get bored you can always...

Sara: *looks at him, obviously irritated already*

Chris: Nothing.

A.J: You'll get three tries each here too. Go ahead.

*lalalalalalalala... contest goes on while the contestants makes fools out of themselves, and Kevin's ass is zoomed in every time it's his turn*

A.J: Sara got one point...

Sara: I GOT NO USE OF COCONUT BOWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!

A.J: ... Chris got five points.

Chris: *happy*

A.J: And Kevin got eight points. Kevin is the winner.

Kevin: Thank... you... very... much... A.J.... I... am... very... happy... to... have... won... this... competition. What... did... I... win... anyway?

A.J: 24 hours at the hotel.

Kevin: *starts thanking A.J. while getting close to tears, unfortunately he's talking so fast that nobody understands anything anyway*

A.J: Umm... yeah, whatever Kev.

*mumble is heard behind the camera*

A.J: Eehhh... we seem to be missing a knife after the knife throwing... does anyone of you happen to know where it might be?

Everyone: *looks at Sara*

Sara: *looks innocent*

Everyone: *keeps looking at Sara*

Sara: If I had it, don't you think I would have cut Britney open by now?

Everyone: *mumbles something in agreement and looks around*

Sara: *smiles devilishly while covering the knife with some more sand*

*camera shows Christina*

Christina: *very upset* *holds up her (very abused) Grammy* Look what they did to my Grammy!!!!!! *cries* I HATE Britney, I hope that... that... that her boobs will leak!!! *sobs* I can't believe she did this to my beloved Grammy, just cause I won over her cause they count vocal range and all... *cries some more* And Nick called me a bitch! And... and Sara attacked me! She hung me up in a tree *cries even more* It's not fair! But Britney helped me down... But I still hate her for what she did to my Grammy. And for throwing that egg on me on purpose. And I hate that little nasty dog! And I'm not the only one, Britney agrees with me. Not that that's much of course. I mean, Britney is such a slut, I'm so glad I'm not like her. *sighs* *looks at the Grammy* I can't believe she did this to it!!!! *crying hysterically*

*camera shows Nick*

Nick: *smiles* Hello. I don't really understand why everyone says that they hate this island, I love it. I get a chance to swim all the time, we're close to the ocean, I got a new girlfriend who doesn't hit me, I've lost my virginity, there's no screaming teenyboppers here, and we're close to the ocean. Things just couldn't be better *smiles* Or well... Christina slapped me last week, but that's okay cause someone hung her up in a tree after that... I wonder who it was. Hmm... I think I'll have to try to find out and thank that person, cause it was really good. She was a pain in the ass anyway. Christina and Britney fight all the time, and Britney smashed Christina's Grammy, which was funny. Christina is really upset over that but you know... We don't have to have Chris tied up all the time either, Sara trained him really well... hmmm... I should ask her to train my dogs so they won't pee on my rugs anymore... it takes an eternity to get the stains off... Everyone is afraid of Sara, I don't get why though, she's really nice and wouldn't hurt me so I... She even shares her pills with J.C. for his sake! Although she tend to yell at the others a lot, but that's okay, she's always nice to me so that's okay *smiles* Brian is mad at me though. It's a shame. We can't even play basket ball either, cause we don't have a ball or... I don't know why he's upset though. Something about sex before marriage again, I think he's being annoying though. Kevin says it's okay so I think I'll listen to him instead.

*camera goes into a blur*

*camera shows Britney*

Britney: *crying* I like swear... *sobs* Sara's like going to you know kill us all! She got like a knife and she's like insane and stuff you know. *looks into the camera and sobs some more* Justin isn't like here anymore you know, and that's like, you know so not good. Who's like going to you know protect me like now? Am I supposed to you know defend myself? Against Sara??? *cries* I admit I like let you know Christina down from the you know tree, but... but... I like HAD to! She were like going to tell you know everyone about what I've like done with you know 'NSync otherwise... And then their fans you know would like come after me!! *sobs* It's not fair you know, just cause I'm like famous and you know the best singer like ever and just happen to like have both Chad and you know Justin as boyfriends doesn't like mean that... that... they like have to you know hate me! I mean I like understand that you know they're like jealous and all *starts twirling her hair* I mean, I would be too you know if I like wasn't me. And god, I'd like try to you know be like me then... umm... wait... I'd try to... you know... um... *confused* Let's like talk about you know something else! *fakes a smile* I got like a hold of you know Christina's Grammy, which should have been like mine if I may add you know, and I like smashed it against some you know rocks. *giggles* It took like an eternity but she's like soooooooooooooooo upset about you know that, but that's like what you get when you, you know cheat and like win over me. Cause you can't you know win over me, I'm like Britney Spears, I'm the singer of all time you know. *giggles*

*camera goes into a blur while something about a headache is heard behind the camera*

*camera shows the contestants, sitting on two benches*

A.J: Okay, before we start this voting, can I just tell the contestants again that whoever got the knife should return it, right away.

Sara: *looks innocent*

A.J: That goes for all of the contestants. No exceptions.

Brian, Kevin, Christina, Britney, J.C. and Chris: *looks scared at Sara*

Nick: *watching the ocean instead, wishing he was there instead of sitting on the bench with the rest of the contestants*

Sara: *smiles happily*

A.J: Sara.

Sara: Huh? *still smiling*

A.J: I can't help noticing that you're smiling.

Sara: I'm entitled to smile once in a while.

A.J: Yeah, but not when we're missing a knife...

Sara: I don't have it. *smiles again*

Britney: But you like threatened to cut my you know throat if I didn't like vote on Christina!! Which I would like have done anyway you know but...

Sara: *smacks Britney over the head*

J.C: *covers Brintey's mouth* That's enough. Sch!!

Britney: *looks confused at the others*

Sara: As I said, I don't have the knife.

A.J: Hrm... Sara, we're going to go through your things after this.

Sara: WHAT?! Not fair!!

A.J: And when you get off the island there's some people who want to talk to you.

Sara: *mad again*

A.J: Much better, now I recognize you.

Sara: *mutters something about how no one on the island is going to wake up again*

A.J: On with the contest... I'm sorry, voting. *picks up the urn* I want this over so we can find that knife... *looks at Sara again*

Sara: *looks back at A.J., with a pissed look*

A.J: One vote for Christina, two votes for Christina, three votes for Christina... *reading the notes really quickly for himself* And that's seven votes for Christina and one vote for Britney. Goody, bye, bye Christina, you're going home.

Christina: *cries something about her being happy to finally get of the island*

Britney: Like finally, I'm like you know, so glad we got you know rid of her.

Brian: *mumbles something about one sinner less on the island*

Kevin: Do... I... really... have... to... stay... here? It's... really... annoying... and... I'd... prefer... to... go... home... or... to... the... hotel... with... Autumn... again.

*giggle is heard behind the camera*

A.J: Well good for you Kevin, but I'm sorry, you have to stay. Those are the rules. *looks into the camera* And I'll see you next week, and then we're going to let the contestants eat like normal people again.

Contestants: *cheers*

Sara: *mumbles something about poisoning everyone*

*camera shows a hermit crab crawling over the beach*

*camera shows the camp, but the cameraman forgets that to move too fast will make the result horrible and it all comes out as a blur*

Cameraman: *fixes the vision again*

Britney: *floating on her boobs again* *giggles*

Sara: Can someone please sit on her while she's upside down?

J.C: Umm... if I do that...

Sara: Except you. You're a toothpick, nothing will happen.

J.C: *sigh*

Kevin: *sitting with a pen and Justin's Ebonics dictionary, correcting the contents to proper English* Wrong... wrong... wrong. Everything... is... wrong... in... this... book, this... is... horrible. Are... the... kids... going... to... learn... this... kind... of... English? This... is... just... plain... wrong. 'NSync... really... are... evil, especially... that... Justin... for... trying... to... teach... this... horrible... and... incorrect... English... to... the... young... ones. *shakes head* This... is... also... wrong, and... this... too... *sigh* I... can't... believe... parents... put... up... with... this. *gasps* What... a... horrible... word... for... "girl", that... is... just... inappropriate. If... he'd... said... that... around... me, that... evil... Justin, I... don't... know... what... I'd... do... Or... wait... I... know. I'd... just... have... to... wash... his... mouth... with... soap. There's... no... other... way... with... this... problem. *sighs* Wrong... wrong... wrong... all... wrong. I... don't... understand... that... parents... put... up... with... this. I... am... so... glad... that... I... get... a... chance... to... affect... kids... in... this... society... they... really... need... a... good... role... model. *shakes head* That... Justin... really... is... evil.

Brian: *looks up from the bible* That's what I've been telling you all along!

Kevin: *looks up from the correcting* You're... my... cousin. I've... known... you... all... my... life.

Brian: Justin is evil!!

Kevin: Justin... is... NOT... my... cousin... and... I... really... haven't... known... him... all... my... life.

Brian: *looks at Kevin* Are you done?

Kevin: 'NSync... are... very... evil... young... men.

Brian: Exactly. They need to find God.

Kevin: I... meant... 'NStink.

Brian: Why did you have to learn Nick about the birds and the bees? Was that really necessary? We could have waited till he found that special someone to marry, and then tell him. Then we wouldn't have ruined him like this. Now he won't go to heaven.

Kevin: *looks at Brian* You... are... my... cousin. I've... known... you... all... my... life. You... are... my... cousin.

Brian: They really weren't kidding when they said that they'd dropped you on the head, did they?

Kevin: I've... known... you... all... my... life.

*stupid music plays*