SURVIVOR

EPISODE 6

*camera shows the beautiful sky with just a few clouds, the palm trees, the beautiful beach and team South's red flag*

*camera shows Britney, laying in the water, floating*

Britney: *giggles* This is like cool you know!

Sara: *looks at J.C.* You just couldn't let me kill her?

J.C: *worried* Why exactly are you taking those pills?

Sara: *evil grin* Are you sure you want to know?

J.C: Um... not really... but please tell me? As long as I get some of the pills that is.

Sara: *looks at Chris*

Chris: *for once not tied up and gagged, but in a leash*

Sara: Take a guess.

J.C: Umm... I dunno. Mood swings?

Sara: Wrong.

Chris: *makes a beep noise*

Sara: *smacks him over the head* What did I tell you about opening your mouth??

Chris: *whimpers* Not unless I'm going to eat, drink or response when asked to.

Sara: And what did you just do?

Chris: A beep noise.

Sara: Was that amongst the allowed things?

Chris: No.

Sara: *smacks Chris over the head again* Then shut up.

Chris: Ouch! I'm sorry *quiet*

Sara: *looks at J.C. again* Go on.

J.C: Ummm... can you give me a hint?

Sara: I've had it for as long as I can remember.

J.C: Ehhh... this was hard... *watches Britney floating while thinking* Depression?

Sara: Wrong again.

Chris: *beep noise*

Sara: *grabs a stick and hits Chris repeatedly with it*

Chris: Ouch! Ouch! OUCH! PLEASE STOP!!! *cries* I won't do it again! I SWEAR!!!!!!!

Sara: *drops stick* You better not.

J.C: Just right out of the blue then... aggression?

Sara: Umm... if you'd like to put it that way, then yes.

J.C: Oh... you are taking the pills too, aren't you?

Sara: *evil grin*

J.C: No? Oh, good... *nervous smile* Are... are you going to ill me?

Sara: *evil laughter*

Chris: *cries*

Sara: *stops* *looks at J.C.* If I could, don't you think I would have already?

J.C: Good point.

Sara: By the way, whose idea was it to hide all the sharp objects?

J.C: Umm... one of the security people warned us about that something bad might happen if we let you know where they were...

Sara: *mutters curses for a long while*

Chris: *cries during the whole time*

Sara: Exactly which security guy was it?

J.C: Ummm... you know that tall, blond, brown eyed one that keeps hanging around this camp?

Sara: Dude that's my psychiatrist, not a security guy.

J.C: Oh... well it was he anyway.

Sara: Oh...

*quiet for a while*

Sara: *very evil grin spreads across her face* *gets up* Make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid, or opens his mouth, if he does tell him I'll punish him.

J.C: *grins*

Sara: NOT in that way *rolls eyes* Kinky bastard... And, try to make Britney do something better than float around on her boobs.

J.C: Okay.

Sara: *smiles quickly* *leaves*

Chris: *looks at J.C., worried*

J.C: It's okay Chris *pets Chris on the head* It's okay.

*camera goes into a blur*

Autumn: Are we on? Okay. I'm Autumn of SideAlley Girls, I'll be taking over at the moment, cause Tasha and A.J. found each other and are now unconscious in the hotel room. *sighs* Anyway, today three from each team are going to compete in our just thrown together competition. There are two ropes tied up between two palm trees over there *points at the ropes and the palm trees* The teams are going to make a fire under their rope and the team whose rope breaks first by the fire will win.

*camera shows the contestants*

Autumn: Competing for North is Kevin, Christina and Beth. And Chris, Sara and Britney are competing for South. You are allowed to use whatever natural things you like to use to create the fire, we are standing ready with fire extinguishers, since you are after all pop stars, and well... We have a couple of people ready especially for team South since... well, you got Sara in your team and I don't think she's been taking her pills lately.

*camera shows Sara, with an evil look all over her face*

Autumn: And we know she hasn't been talking to her psychiatrist since we found him dead last night, I still question if he really hung himself...

Sara: *looks innocent* *smiles*

J.C. and Chris: *looks at Sara, terrified*

Sara: I was asleep. J.C. is my alibi.

J.C: *worried* I am?

Sara: *looks at J.C.*

J.C: I am! She was there all night, I swear! *leans over and whispers* You're not going to stop giving me the pills, right?

Sara: *shakes her head* *smiles innocently*

Autumn: Right. Well, will the teams get ready.

*teams get ready*

*start signal goes*

Christina, Beth and Britney: *does nothing useful*

Chris and Kevin: *running around collecting dry palm leaves*

Sara: *takes a lighter from one of the security people* Thanks. *sits down next to the rope and starts burning on it*

Autumn: You're not allowed to use that.

Sara: WHAT?! WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *gets up*

Autumn: You have to make the fire on your own.

Sara: This is on my own! Look! *lights a fire* All by myself!!

Autumn: NO!

Sara: *mutters* Bitch... *sits down on the ground and does nothing*

Kevin and Chris: *coming back from the forest with dry crap in their arms*

Kevin: Wait... a... second... *looks at Christina and Beth* Why... aren't... you... doing... anything... to... help... me... with... the competition? You... were... supposed... to... help... out... you... know.

Christina: Yeah right! The smoke is most likely to make my hair smell really gross! There's no way in hell I'll let that happen.

Beth: Um... what am I supposed to do?

Kevin: Help... me... out... and... make... a... fire. Is... that... so... hard? Just... do... something... to... help... okay?

Beth: Ummmm.... like what?

Kevin: Just... go... and... try... to... find... some... dry... leaves... and branches... and... take... them... here, okay?

Beth: Ehhh... okay! *walks towards the forest*

Autumn: *runs over and stops her* No, no, no, that's not gonna happen, you'll get lost.

Beth: I will? *confused*

Autumn: Beth, you could get lost in an empty room.

Beth: Oh... yeah, you're right.

Autumn: Go and help Kevin start a fire instead.

Beth: Oh, cool. *wanders back to the ropes*

Chris: *is now starting to create a fire under the rope (and is very proud of himself)*

Beth: *gets blinded by the smoke* Umm... Kevin? Where are you? Hello? *trips over something*

*rope breaks*

Kevin: BETH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Autumn: That's cheating!

Kevin: She... couldn't... see!

Autumn: Umm... *smiles* You look very good when you're upset... *grins*

Kevin: Huh?

*mumbles are heard behind the cameras*

Autumn: Okay, okay. Team South wins cause North cheated and broke the rope in a way that weren't allowed. There! Happy? *looks at someone behind the camera* Gee! What's the big deal?

Beth: Ouch...

Britney and Christina: *in a bitch fight, again*

Autumn: Are we done now?

*camera shows Beth of team North*

Beth: *giggle* I'm like going to talk like this again? *giggle* Cool. I never get to do interviews on my own with SideAlley Girls. *twirls hair* I don't understand why though. It's not like I'm going to be high or anything, it's only Tasha who does that... She's high almost all the time too. I always thought the drug problems were going to come after the group, not before. Hmmm... Oh well, at least she wrote a song to our coming album while she was high, that's good. *giggle* *quiet* I don't think Brian likes me... or Sara. I don't understand why he doesn't like us, I'm so pretty and Sara who is so nice and all. He says she's evil, I never thought Sara was evil though. I know she needs her pills or she'll go... umm... loco! *giggles* But that's alright you know, I mean, she would never hurt me. She's only kidding when she says that she'll kill me. *starts twirling her hair* She got a weird sense of humor... hmmm... oh well, what can I do about that? I'm not in the group cause I got a great voice like her, I'm just being pretty, and that I know how to be. *giggles*

*camera shows Brian of team North*

Brian: *petting Tyke* *grabs the camera and looks into it* Hello! Hi there! Hi ma! Hi pa! Hello everyone! *starts making weird noises while shaking the camera slightly, which causes the majority of all the people watching (2 that is) to feel sick* Hello! Hello to all the fans! Hi! Look at the cute little puppy! *holds up Tyke* Isn't he just the cutest little puppy ever? Chris didn't get to bring Busta cause he wasn't as cute as Tyke. Naha *proud smile* Just look at the cute little puppy! *weird noises*

*camera goes into a blur*

*camera shows Britney of team South*

Britney: I've like just you know discovered like the most you know amazing thing like ever! *really exited* I you know float in water! I mean, I float you know upside down so I like have to you know turn around to like breathe at times you know but that's like okay you know, cause I like float! Nobody else you know where does that!! Or... Sara like says that Mandy who was like here you know, she was like sooooooo pretty, almost as pretty as me you know, no one can be as you know pretty as me of course but you know she was like pretty. Anyway you know, Sara said that like Mandy floats too, cause she got like, you know implants just like me. I never knew! I would like have sworn that hers were like real you know. *shakes head* Oh well, I guess if you know I could like fool like everyone then everything is you know possible. *giggles* *thinks* Wait... I you know don't have like implants, that's like just a you know rumor, don't like believe it. I need you know boobs and I like went through like a you know grow spurt, it's like puberty! I know like nobody else will you know have a puberty like mine you know but that's like not the point. My boobs are like real. Like okay? Good. Cause I like wouldn't sell you know as good if like parents knew my boobs like weren't real you know so they are real. *confused* Wait, what was I talking about you know?

*mumble behind the camera is heard*

Britney: That like my boobs were you know fake? Yeah, well they are you know... No they're like not! Or... Are people going to like see this you know?

*camera goes into a blur*

A.J: And I'm back! Hehe... Whatever Autumn told you, it's not true. My cold just got worse, and Tasha accidentally caught it. *smiles* Anyway, she told me that team North lost, so are you guys ready?

*camera shows the contestants*

Kevin: I'm... not... quiet... ready... yet... but... can... you... give... me... a... couple... of... seconds... and... I'll... be... ready.

A.J: *sighs* More like a couple of years... By the way, we're going to have an investigation about the death of your psychologist Sara.

Sara: WHY? Is that really necessary?? He committed suicide, he's not the first!

A.J: With your past I really don't blame anyone for wanting an investigation.

Sara: I got an alibi so don't you worry about that. *looks at J.C.*

J.C: *nervous* Exactly! *looks at Sara* Are you going to hurt me?

Sara: Shut up.

J.C: *quiet*

Britney: Sara...

Sara: What?

Britney: What like is your you know past?

Sara: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

Britney: No! No way! I'm like not going to tell like everyone you know that I was like a stripper and a hooker you know!

Sara: Then I'm not going to tell you about my past.

Brian: *stares at Britney* *shakes head while mumbling something about Britney needing to find God*

A.J: Okay, Kevin, are you done?

Kevin: Yes... I... am... A.J., and... can... I... just... say... that... it... was... very... hard... to... vote... this... time?

A.J: I think you just did.

Kevin: Well... it... was... really... difficult... to... pick... someone... to... kick... of... the... island... but... then... I... talked... with... Brian. He's... my... cousin. I've... known... him... all... my... life.

Sara: Shouldn't that be all his...

A.J: *interrupts* Let's not go there Sara.

Sara: But...

A.J: Trust me, it will take a "millennium" for him to finish talking about that.

Sara: Oh... I'll be quiet.

A.J: Thank you. *takes the urn* Let's get this over with. *picks up one note* Beth... Beth... Christina... That is two for Beth and one for Christina, if anyone else but Christina gets this note Beth is coming with me. *picks up the last note* Christina.

*camera shows Beth and Christina*

Beth: Bitch.

Christina: Slut.

A.J: We'll just solve this with a little lottery... *puts one note saying "Beth" and one saying "Christina" into the urn again* Damn, damn, damn... *starts humming on a song* *closes his eyes* *picks up a note* And the one leaving camp North is... Beth.

Beth: Again?

A.J: Yupp, but look at the bright side, you get to come with me to the hotel.

Beth: Oh, okay. *confused*

Brian: *looks at Nick* You didn't vote for Beth?

Nick: *shakes head*

Christina: You voted on me?!?!?!?

Nick: Well you're a bitch.

Christina: *slaps Nick*

Nick: Ouch!

Sara: *attacks Christina*

Sara and Christina: *starts beating the crap out of each other (more like Sara beating the crap out of Christina, but that's irrelevant)*

*security people runs in and tears them apart (read Sara away from Christina)*

Sara: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil look appears in Sara's eyes*

Christina: *crying*

Nick: *pouts* My cheek...

*camera shows the darkening sky, the ocean, the beach, and a blue flag*

*camera shows team North's camp*

Kevin: Have... anyone... seen... Christina... lately? Cause... I... haven't... seen... her... in... a... long... while, not... since... she... went... to... take... a... walk... a... couple... of... hours... ago.

Brian: She's evil.

Nick: Umm... maybe she got lost?

Kevin: Yes... maybe... she... did... get... lost... in... the... forest... and... have... been... walking... around... for... hours. We... can... always... hope... anyway... right... guys?

Brian: Absolutely.

Nick: Exactly.

*camera slowly walks away into the forest*

*camera shows Christina, tied up, hanging upside down from a palm tree, gagged and bruised*

Christina: *crying*

*camera shows the forest while walking away, leaving Christina hanging in the tree*

Voice: Next time the teams are going to put together as one, and maybe if someone is stupid enough they will help Christina down.

*stupid and very annoying music plays*