[A/N: Hmm... well, this has been on a hold for a long while. Several months in fact. I'm afraid that the future isn't very bright either, I have absolutely NO ideas for the next part, if you have any ideas please tell me. I don't even have a contest for the poor people left on the island.
This is dedicated to my faithful readers, who have been waiting an eternity for this. I hope it's good enough for you, because you deserve the best (so why are you reading my stories?)]
SURVIVOR
EPISODE 9
*camera shows the camp, where everyone (minus Sara) is running around like crazy*
Sara: *sits in the shadow of a palm tree* *mumbles* I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life…
Brian: *crying hysterically* TYKE???????? WHERE ARE YOU TYKE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
Kevin: *high-pitched voice* Don’t… worry, we’ll… find… him… soon. He’s… probably… fine, he… will… most… likely… come… running… any… second… and… will… be… as… happy… as… ever. Don’t… worry… about… it. You’re… my… cousin, I’ve… known… you… all… my… life, he’ll… be… back.
J.C: Okay, so your dog is gone, big deal. It was an ugly little rat-like thing anyway.
Brian: SHUT UP! Sara!!! Hurt him, hurt him a lot!!!
Sara: *doesn’t even look at them*
J.C: You forgot that she’s taking her pills, she’s not that aggressive anymore…
Brian: DAMMIT!!! *picks up his bible and throws it at J.C.*
J.C: *gets hit in the head* Ouch!
Brian: Be quiet you unholy being!
J.C: *rubs forehead* That hurt…
Nick: Maybe some teenyboppers came and took him again? Like last time your dogs got taken ya know.
Brian: *cries hysterically* TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKE!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin: I… think… that…
J.C: SHUT UP! Don’t talk with that awful voice!!!
Nick: Coming from someone who hangs out with Chris… *rolls eyes*
Brian: Excuse me!!! *looks at them both* My dog is missing!!! FIND HIM!!!
Britney: You’re like not going to you know find him like here. *twirls here* He’s not like here you know *giggles*
Brian: *looks at Britney* What do you mean? My dog’s been gone for a day!
Britney: *giggles* No! A day and a half, I like know cause I was you know, the one who like tied him up you know to like a tree in you know the forest *giggles*
Brian: You did WHAT?!?!
Britney: Well you know, that little rat was like an you know annoying yabby like thing and he like, you know deserved it.
Kevin: I… don’t… think… that… was… a… good… idea…
Brian: *gets serial killer look in his eyes* You did WHAT to my dog???????????
Britney: *stops twirling her hair* Umm… like huh?
*camera goes into a blur before you see what happens*
A.J: *rubs nose* So I see that Britney’s back *smiles* *sniff, sniff* *rubs nose*
Britney: *sobbing* They are like so mean to you know me!
A.J: Well, you did *sniff* tie poor Tyke up in the *sniff, sniff* forest and left him there for *rubs nose* almost two days… *sniff*
Britney: SO? He’s like a nasty little you know rat anyway!!!
Brian: *gives Britney a pissed look* We would have let you stay tied up to the same tree for more than just a day if it hadn’t been for the competition *hugs Tyke*
Britney: *cries*
Nick: Umm, I got a quesion.
Kevin: *still in high-pitched voice* That’s… “question”… Nick, learn… to… talk… properly!
Nick: Coming from you?
Kevin: *smacks Nick over the head*
Nick: Ouch!
A.J: What is *sniff* your question Nick?
Nick: Why is Sara… ya know, calm?
Sara: *oblivious to everything*
A.J: We’ve *sniff, sniff* increased her medication, *sniff* since we finally *sniff* can get her to take it *sniff* again.
Sara: *leans head on Nick’s shoulder*
Nick: *confused*Britney: They are like mean to me!!!!
Brian: *snorts*
J.C: You had it coming… *looks at Sara* Sara? Sar?
Sara: *looks at him*
J.C: I’m still getting the pills, right?
Sara: *shrugs*
J.C: *starts getting nervous*
A.J: Okay, today’s *sniff* competition is a Friend-Quiz *sniff* I’ll *sniff* ask you a question, and *sniff, sniff* you’ll write down your *sniff* answer on these *sniff* black boards and the one with *sniff, sniff* the most points is *rubs nose* immune in the voting. Okay? *sniff*
Kevin: O… kay.
A.J: Kevin, please *sniff* no talking.
Kevin: *sighs* *nods*
A.J: Okay. *picks up the (now completely corrected) Ebonics dictionary* Who *sniff* out of the contestants *sniff, sniff* brought this to the island? *sniff*
All contestants: *shows their black boards, which all says Justin*
A.J: Good, although *sniff* that was easy. One *sniff* point each. Who *sniff, sniff* got three boyfriends at *sniff* the moment?
Nick, J.C., Kevin and Brian: *shows their black boards, which says Britney*
Britney: *shows her black board, which says Crisina*
Sara: *shows her black board, which says Beth*
A.J: And Sara is *sniff* the only one that’s *sniff* right. Both Britney *sniff* and Christina got a *sniff* total of 18 *sniff, sniff* boyfriends, or *sniff* regular hrm… visitors. *rubs nose* Next *sniff* question, who’s *sniff* favorite book is “How to *sniff* copy a Backstreet *sniff, sniff* Boy?”
Sara and Kevin: *show their black boards, with Lance written on them*
Nick and Britney: *show their black boards, which says Justin*
J.C: *shows his black board, which says Howie*
Brian: *shows his black board, which has J.C. written on it*
J.C: Hey! We ARE original, don’t you dare claim anything else!!
Brian: The only way you would be original would be if copying somebody else was called original!
J.C: We are not copying you! How dare you say anything like that!!!!!!!
Britney: *twirls her hair* This is like, you know weird.
Nick: What do you mean?
Britney: Cuz, I mean, J.C. like got a you know copy of like that book *giggles* It’s like so much you know fun to like watch when he like, you know is going you know through what he should like do you know *giggles*
J.C: *looks at Britney, pissed* SHUT UP!!
Britney: *starts crying again* Everyone like hate me!!!
A.J: Good, *sniff* you finally realized *sniff, sniff* that. Anyway, you *sniff* are all wrong. It’s *sniff* Chris.
Kevin: What? But… that… can’t… be… right… I… am… sure… that…
A.J: Kevin! We *sniff* don’t have more *sniff, sniff* than an hour!
Kevin: Sorry… I… didn’t… mean… to…
A.J: Kev! *rubs nose*
Kevin: *sighs*
A.J: Anyway, question *sniff* number four, who is *sniff, sniff* from Mississippi? *sniff*
All: *quickly show their black boards, saying Lance*
A.J: Well that *sniff* wasn’t all *sniff* that hard, now *sniff, sniff* was it?
Britney: *still sobbing*
A.J: Okay, *sniff* let’s move on *sniff* Who got an obsession *sniff* with food, prostitutes *sniff, sniff* and minors? *sniff*
Kevin, Brian, J.C., Sara and Britney: *shows their black boards, which all say Joey*
Nick: *shows his black board saying A.J.*
All: *stares at Nick* *stares at A.J.*
A.J: *sniff* That’s… umm… *sniff* *rubs nose* Are you going *sniff* to believe *sniff* him? It’s Nick *sniff* for crying out *sniff, sniff* loud! *sniff* Everyone but *sniff* Nick are right. *sniff*
All: *still staring at A.J.*
A.J: Let’s *sniff* move on, okay? *sniff* Which of the *sniff* contestants got so *sniff* many pugs that he *sniff, sniff* can’t even remember how many? *rubs nose*
Nick, Sara and Brian: *shows their black boards, which say Nick*
Kevin, J.C. and Britney: *show their black boards, which say Chris*
A.J: *sniff* Um, well Nick, Sara and Brian *sniff, sniff* are right. *sniff*
J.C: Trust me, there are more than one Busta… *sigh*
A.J: *sniff* So? *sniff* You are still *sniff* wrong. Anyway *sniff, sniff* who brought these *sniff* to the island *holds up a pair of tweezers* *sniff*
Sara, Brian and Nick: *show their black boards, which say Lance*
J.C. and Britney: *show their black boards, with Nick written on them*
Kevin: *shows his black board, which says Kevin*
A.J: And Kevin *sniff* is the only *sniff, sniff* one that is right *rubs nose* Damn this *sniff* cold. Anyway, question number *sniff* eight. Who got stuck *sniff, sniff* by the border for *sniff* possession of *sniff* drugs.
Nick, J.C., Kevin, Brian and Britney: *shows their black boards, which says J.C.*
Sara: *shows her black board that says Sara*
A.J: And you are *sniff* all right! *sniff* The difference between *sniff* Sara and J.C. was *sniff* that Sara got away *sniff* with her drugs, since *sniff, sniff* *rubs nose* her was medication *sniff* Not really well *sniff* tested, but still medication *sniff*
J.C: *sigh*
Sara: *blank look*
Nick: Sara? *confused*
A.J: Let’s move *sniff* on. Who once had *sniff* orange skin? *rubs nose*
Kevin: *shows his black board, which says Lance*
Nick and Brian: *show their black boards, which says Joey*
J.C: *shows his black board that says Christina*
Sara and Britney: *show their black boards, which says Britney*
A.J: Sara and Britney are *sniff* right. Next question *sniff, sniff* is the *sniff* last question. Who is *sniff* born January 28? *rubs nose* Only one out of *sniff* the three answers are *sniff* counted as correct *sniff*
Kevin, Brian and Nick: *show their black boards, which says Nick*
J.C. and Britney: *show their black boards, which have Joey written on them*
Sara: *shows her black board that says Beth*
A.J: And *sniff* Sara is right. Nick: *blinks*
A.J: That means that *sniff* J.C. lost completely *sniff* with only four correct *sniff, sniff* answers. Britney, Nick *sniff* and Brian came in third with *sniff* five correct *sniff* answers. Kevin got *sniff* *rubs nose* six correct answers but *sniff* Sara got eight. She *sniff* wins.
Sara: *oblivious to what’s going on*
*camera shows Brian*
Brian: *holding Tyke* I can’t believe that EVIL Britney tied poor little innocent Tyke up in the forest. He was there for almost two days! *hugs Tyke* Daddy won’t ever, ever, EVER let her touch you again. NEVER! *pets Tyke* And if Sara wasn’t drugged to the point where she wouldn’t even notice if someone was stabbed in front of her she’d hurt Britney *to Tyke* Yes she would *nods* And she’d hurt that slut badly *nods* *hugs Tyke* *baby talk* Who is daddy’s baby? Who? You! You’re daddy’s baby! Yes you are!
*camera shows Sara*
Sara: *blank look*
Cameraman: Can you tell us about what’s going on?
Sara: *looks at the cameraman* *shrugs*
Cameraman: Sara?
Sara: *sighs* Can I go?
*camera goes into a blur while yells about checking Sara’s daily dose is heard*
*camera shows Nick*
Nick: I don’t really know what’s going on *looks around* I mean, Sara is… um… calm. I don’t know what they’ve done to her. The others think it’s good, but ya know… I miss the way she was. Before Chris that is *pissed look* If I ever get my hands on him I’ll kill him… *looks at the camera* Um… I’d definitely date a fan *smiles* Well… not now, cause now I got Sara, but otherwise. And um… what else? Oh, Britney tied Tyke up in the forest and left him there, so we tied her up to the same tree and left her there. After taking Tyke with us of course. So she slept there, but then we had a competi… compe… meeting. So we had to untie her from that tree, even though we really didn’t want her around anyway, she never do anything. Sara rarely do that either, but right now… I don’t know. She looks like A.J. does at times, ya know, she got this scary blank look and all… although she isn’t smiling, she’s just sitting there. I think something’s wrong with her and now people are starting to talk about checking her daily dose of whatever she gets. I don’t know why she even takes those pills in the first place, she seems normal to me. *shrugs*
A.J: This is the second last regular voting. Those of you who are still here are lucky…
Britney: *giggles*
A.J: … and the ones who can go on after next week’s voting all got a pretty good chance in winning this whole thing. And then we’ll all go home and do whatever we did before and be thankful that we won’t have to do something like this ever again. I hope *looks at the contestants* Have you placed your votes?
All: *nods*
A.J: I hope you all remember that Sara is immune *looks at Britney*
Britney: Uh… like what does you know that like mean? *twirling her hair*
A.J: Never mind… *picks up the urn* You six is going to become five, after we’ve done this. And since I have more important things to do we’ll start going through the votes now. *picks up one vote* Britney…
*a minute later*
A.J: … surprisingly enough Britney again. And that gives Sara one vote, but since she’s immune that doesn’t matter, and Britney got five votes. I understand the contestants completely in their decision of throwing her off the island. To bad we don’t have a couple of sharks to feed… *cough* Either way, Britney you’re going to go home now…
Britney: Like… huh?
A.J: Home. Leave. Go away.
Britney: Like what?
A.J: Leave! We don’t want you here anymore!!
Britney: Gee, you like sound like you know Chad and his you know friends when I’ve like visited you know *giggles*
Brian: *mutters something about one sinner less on the island as Britney gets up and leaves*
*camera shows almost complete darkness, the lines of the tents are barely visible*
Nick: Guys, have you seen Sara after the voting?
Kevin: I… think… that… she… came… with… us. I… am… not… sure… though. I… think… that… she… might… have… come… with… us… when… we… left… the… voting… after… Britney… got… sent… home.
Brian: I think I saw her by the forest an hour ago…
J.C: *worried* What if she left?
Nick: *gasps*
Kevin: She… can’t… leave. There… is… no… way… off… the… island… except… for… those… boats… and… in… her… condition… she… wouldn’t… be… able… to… use… one… even… if… she… knew… how… to… in… the… first… place.
Brian: What if she tried to swim off the island? I wouldn’t blame her…
J.C: *alarmed* What if she took the pills with her?!
Nick: Why is she taking those pills?
Brian: Sara is a very violent girl. She needs those pills to keep her calm.
Nick: She’s not violent.
Kevin: She… is. Listen… to… Brian… he’s… my… cousin… and… I’ve… known… him… all… my… life. He’s… my… cousin.
*camera turns around to show the forest*
Cameraman: *directs a flashlight at something under a palm tree*
Sara: *doesn’t even notice that she’s under the light* *flattening the sand* *evil grin* No more pills for me…
*camera turns to the tents again*
Brian: She should have been on the dose she had two days ago. But she shouldn’t have been drugged at all when that horrible slut tied poor Tyke up in the forest.
Kevin: That’s… enough… Brian… you… are… choking… Tyke.
Brian: He could have died!!
J.C: What if she left with the pills?? *very alarmed*
*camera goes into a blur as the stupid music starts playing*