By: [email protected] and [email protected]
Kevin's wedding
Brian, Nick and Howie are standing outside the church where Kevin is getting married.
Brian: This is it *looking at the church*
Howie: Where is *wink* AJ? *wink, wink*
Nick: He's probably gonna be late.
Brian: Oh well let's just go in without him.
Brian and Nick sit in the front row. Nick brought his GameBoy. Brian brought his basketball. Howie is sitting a few rows behind them.
*music starts and Kevin's wife walks down the aisle*
Nick: YEAH I BEAT THE SECOND LEVEL!!!!!!! YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!
Brian: I just scored a 3 pointer! I'm the man!! *spins basketball on his finger*
Kevin: *gives Nick and Brian a pissed look* Shut up!!!
Nick and Brian: *continue screaming*
Kevin: *takes Nick's GameBoy and throws it at Nick's head*
Nick: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts crying*
Kevin: *takes Brian's basketball and throws it at Brian's head*
Brian: Hey!!! *starts praying that he doesn't have a concussion*
Kristin (Kev's wife): *walks up to Kevin by the altar*
Howie: It's so beautiful *wink* *starts crying like a baby extremely loud*
Kevin: Shut up you homo!
*The doors of the church fly open, AJ walks in, in a bright yellow suit*
AJ: *walks up to Kevin* Sorry I'm late, I had to get some more crack *sniff, sniff*
Kevin: *rips off AJ's suit and leaves AJ in his Rugrats underwear* Sit... Down!!!!
AJ: *sits down next to Nick and Brian* Someone didn't watch enough porno last night...
*At the reception Nick and Brian get drunk and start slow dancing with each other*
Kevin: *slaps Nick and Brian*