REASONS WHY THESE PICTURES EXIST

"I haven't committed a crime.
What I did was fail to comply with the law" - A.J.

Alice and me have been thinking (as good as we can) and this is what we came up with:

1. Prostitution
2. Trying to kill 'NSync (give the man a medal)
3. Trying to pop Britney Spears' boobs.
4. DUI
5. Driving at all (he still doesn't have his dirvers license...)
6. Underage teenyboppers
7. Possession of drugs (I'd say J.C. planted them but then again... it's A.J., you never know...)
8. Selling acid to the wrong guy
9. Stealing 500 'NSync CDs for coasters
10. Hitting someone in the head when throwing fruit out the window of his hotel room