| Fun stuff or rather Stupid Stuff! |
| Friends A friend is someon who is always at your side, A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, And your breath smells likes you've been eating cat food, A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of arseholes, A friend is someone who cleans up after you've soiled yourself, A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life, A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats Then thrown to vicious dogs, A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, Vacuums, and then gets the check and leaves, and doesn't speak much english ....no, sorry that's the cleaning lady. |