| My (so called ) Friends |
Jenn- Jenn is my best friend, as well as my housemate...she is a raging bull dyke and I am her heterosexual life partner! Haha.She's only my best friend because nobody else is dumb enough to be my best friend. Plus, since she's a lesbian I don't have to worry about her stealing guys from me! Her bithday is Dec. 10. Tina- Tina is a Silver Creek Buddy...she's one of those damned dagos, but I love her anyway (I guess).. Her birthday is April 27. Lisa- Lisa is another silver creek friend but she goes to St. John Fisher with Evan. She likes turtles, so I always get her something with turtles when I buy her gifts (I'm very unoriginal) and she is probably sick of them now. Her birthday is June 4. Evan- Evan is my boy! But he's turned into an Abercrombie Bitch! Evan, how could you? I love 'im anyways, I guess. haha His birthday is Oct. 11. Frank- Tina's brother. I've been friends with him for a while. He's a good drinking buddy. I can always count on him to offer me shots. His birthday is I think September 6, but it could be the 9th. Jake- Jake is my brother, and he can be really cool sometimes. Sometimes he can be a pain in the ass though, but I love him anyway because he's my brother. Even though he is a stupid dick head! I'm kidding (kinda) haha! His birthday is July 28. Mel- Mel is Jake's wierd girlfriend! Haha! I'm joking (well...). She's really cool, and I like her a lot. I think she and my brother make a nice couple. Plus she buys me things! She goes to Fredonia. Her birthday is May 21 (I'm pretty sure). Alex- Alex is another silver creek friend. I don't hang out with him as much as I used to, which is too bad...but I talk to him every now and then when I am at home. He and Jenn are going to get married and name all of their kids Harry Potter (but they aren't going to have sex)! His birthday is Oct. 6. Dustin- Dustin is a nice guy. He was one of mine and Tina's Burger King buddies.. His birthday is in March or May sometime. I always forget the M ones! Elsie- Elsie is great! She's very funny and friendly. She and I were friends all three years I was at SCCS. She's the best! But I haven't seen her in a long time and I don't have her address or phone number at college.She goes to Daemen. Here birthday is July 29 or 30 ( I can never remember which). Diana- Diana is all the way out in Albany. If only I had my liscence I would go out and visit her some time. B.M., F.M., L.M.!!! If anyone feels slighted by not being in this list...Forgive me...it's basically a list I made like 2 and a half years ago and I just added some comments...if you are really, deeply hurt by not being on here...you can let me know and I will add you if it is that important, but seeing as how not many people will see this...it really shouldn't be that important. (if it is that important to you, you are a loser and you need to get a life! Haha, that's mean, I didn't mean that!) |