The Masho Series
"The Masho Tackle the Chat Rooms!"


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YummyYami123: [YummyYami123 enters chat room] Hey this thing actually works! The Youjakai has finally caught up with the 21st century!

IAmNotAOneEyedPirate: [IamNotAOneEyedPirate enters chat room] There you are Anubisu! So this is a chat room huh?

SexySnakeMan: [SexySnakeMan enters chat room] I guess we�ll have to thank Tenku for setting all of this up for us, LOL.

YummyYami123: LOL? What�s that stand for? I�m confused @_@;

IAmNotAOneEyedPirate: The Internet isn�t all that great. It took us forever just to get logged in and then we had all that stupid spam mail in our e-mail boxes. The future is great my ass!

SexySnakeMan: Don�t act like a bitter old man, Rajura. Hey are we the only ones in this chat room?

DeadMan316: [DeadMan316 enters chat room]

YummyYumi123: Huh? Who the hell? This must be a public chat room if any idiot can come in on our conversations.

DeadMan316: Hey that wasn�t very nice! And I just came in here! [sobs]

IamNotAOneEyedPirate: Well we�re not nice people. We�re the Masho dammit! We almost took over the world once!

SexySnakeMan: DeadMan316? What kind of a stupid screen name is that?

DeadMan316: Well it�s certainly not as stupid as your screen name. Naaza you�re such a moron.

SexySnakeMan: What! How DARE you insult the great name of Doku Masho Naaza! JA GA KEN! Die, die, die! And a plague on your house, your family, and your manhood!

YummyYami123: �

IamNotAOneEyedPirate: Riiight. Naaza must�ve forgotten to take his Happy Pills today.

YummyYami123: Wait a minute. DeadMan316? How�d you know SexySnakeMan�s name?

SexySnakeMan: Hey yeah that�s right! Oh no... It can�t be! It�s...

DeadMan316: HA! That�s right! It is I, Shutendouji, back from the dead! Here to talk to you three through the Internet! Hey, anything is possible in the afterlife.

IamNotAOneEyedPirate: Holy crap on a stick! This�ll make it #1263 attempt at coming back from the dead and NOT counting the millions of times you do so through fanfiction!

YummyYami123: My god how DO you do it? You keep coming back after you died over well, a long time ago! I mean while it�s incredibly annoying it�s also somewhat... curious.

DeadMan316: I dunno... I�m so magical like that. Anyway what were you all talking about before I came in?

MarySue50: HI HI HI!!! I am such a like, TOTAL fan of Ronin Warriors! Rowen and Sage are like, the CUUUTEST guys ever in anime!

IamNotAOneEyedPirate: WTF???

SexySnakeMan: I think you�re in the wrong chat room... What the hell is �Ronin Warriors?� And who�s this Rowen and Sage?

DeadMan316: Beats the hell out of me. BRB. [DeadMan316 leaves chat room]

YummyYami123: What�s BRB? That�s not a real word, dammit! Just like that LOL isn�t!

MarySue50: 14/F

IAmNotAOneEyedPirate: Huh? 14/F? What�s that?

RedMonk045: [RedMonk50 enters chat room] If you like Ronin Warriors press 1.

MarySue50: 1

MarySue50: 1

MarySue50: 1

MarySue50: 1

MarySue50: 1

MarySue50: 1 They�re soooooo cool! The Warlords are sooo dumb!

RedMonk50: If you think the three Warlords/Masho suck press 1

IAmNotAOneEyedPirate: HEY! Who the hell do you think you are?!

MarySue50: 1111111111111111111111111111!! They�re so mean to the Ronins!

SexySnakeMan: Hey, hey, hey! You stop that and you stop that right now!

YummyYami123: My inner man... It hurts now! ;_; <-- crying face

IAmNotAOneEyedPirate: We know what that is, Anubisu. Stupid. -_-;

RedMonk50: HA! HA! HA! That�s for all the abuse you�ve given to that fantastic Oni Masho! [RedMok50 leaves chat room]

DeadMan316: [DeadMan316 enters chat room] I�m back. So did I miss anything?

IAmNotAOneEyedPirate: As if you didn�t know you were RedMonk50 [rolls eye]

YummyYami123: I vote with kick Shuten out of the chat room.

SexySnakeMan: Allow me to punt him! Heh!

DeadMan316: Aww don�t kick me [DeadMan316 leaves chat room]

SexySnakeMan: YAY! He�s gone! This Internet stuff is very interesting so far isn�t it?

IAmNotAOneEyedPirate: Can we meet women with this Internet device?

MarySue50: I�m free! I�m 14 years old, cute, and single! [MarySue50 leaves chat room]

YummyYami123: Where�d she go? Naaza?

SexySnakeMan: Don�t ask me [whistles innocently and secretly thanks the punting option available to him]

YummyYami123: Heh, nice.

IAmNotAOneEyedPirate: Come on let�s leave this room and check out the Single Asian Females Chat Room. [IAmNotAOneEyedPirate leaves chat room]

SexySnakeMan: I�m there! Bwahaha everybody get ready to meet the lady-killer! Er, not literally. Is anybody reading this anymore? I guess not. [SexySnakeMan leaves chat room]

YummyYami123: Oops, that didn�t work ^^; I�m still here! Well I�m outta here. [YummyYami123 leaves chat room]

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