The Koolest Kids At KCHS
Highschool is the time when kids form their little social groups and hang out with ONLY those kids. Highschool is the time when you make and break friendships that will most likely not matter when you are 30 years old. Highschool is the time where there are the "cool kids" and the "losers." Highschool is the time where everybody puts a label on everybody, and here at The Save the Yence Foundation, there is no exception. So, after many, many hours of sorting, filing, and random drug use, we have come up with the list of the KOOLEST KIDS AT KCHS! Now, I'm not talkin about individual kool people such as Tubba Diaz, John Layous, or Aaron Meyer. I'm talking about the groups, cliques, crews, posses, clubs... whatever you wanna call them, that make up the koolest at our school! Let's get to the list...
And oh yeah... no hard feelings to anyone out there! Most of this list is written out of pure mockery! LOL!
and now... I present... THE KOOLEST KIDS AT KCHS:
5. The Jazz Band Kids
How can you not be on a Kool List when you are in a special group of kids who play intruments and songs that no one has ever heard of? That's what I'm always asking. Anyhows, the Jazz Band kids make the Save the Yence Foundation Kool List because, damn, they play instruments. I mean hell, musical instruments are like the total equivalent of kool! Wouldn't you feel kool as fuck as you are carrying around your big jazzy instrument, readying yourself for some horn blowing or brass strokin or whatever as your parents pile into a theatre? I know I would! Thus, the Jazz Band kids are kool. And as Breanne Diaz and I always say, "Who sucks? JAZZ BANDERS!"
4. The Spanish Club Kids
I didn't even know this club existed until Bernie told me about it. This club is primarily kool because of 2 things: Number One, it's all about speaking spanish, and Number Two, D Lopez is in it, and any club that D is part of (which is slim to NOTHING) is definently a kool club. If there is a group of kids at skool who come together to speak JUST Spanish and have a gay ol time, then they are definently awesome.
3. The Step-Closer Dance Kids
Kids who come together to FUCKIN GET THEIR FUCKIN GROOVE ON! Now that's screaming FUCKIN KOOL all over the place! Am I right here, people? You can't tell me I'm wrong... shit! These kids are the fuckin dance studs of KCHS! With their badass spinning and jumping and falling and slipping and tumbling around and FUCKIN WHATEVER YOU CAN NAME OFF, THEY CAN DO! I wish I could do the splits and then jump up and shake my ass and not fall out of rythm! Fuck! Anyhows, let's give a round of applause to these spectacular kids.
2. The Drama Kids
Acting is like also the total equivalent of kool. Have you ever seen the kids who make up the Drama Club? HAVE YOU? WELL I HAVE, AND THEY ARE ALL BADASSES! These kids know how to really get into their acting, and they dress up funny, and spend like 4 hours a nite practicing for the play, and they play with lights, and get to wear those headsets behind stage, and wear kool clothes, and pretend, and pretend some more! ITS LIKE KINDERGARTEN ALL OVER AGAIN! PRETENDING IS AWESOME AND KOOL! DRAMA KIDS RULE!
1. The FFA Kids
Everyone's dream as a small child is to do something kool when they reach highschool, and what could be kooler than being an FFA Kid? I mean shit, u get a fuckin rad jacket, you get to wear badass tight jeans, boots, a cowboy hat, a huge belt buckle, drive a junky truck that is only half built with no speedometer or brake pedal, ride random farm animals, harvest hay (or whatever it is), wrangle various cows and cow related things, shit... I could go on forever about all the badass things that are related to the FFA. These kids are what make up our fuckin future, and goddamnit, we'd better be goddamn proud! LOL! FFA 4 LIFE!