Sexist Q & A

Q. What's the definition of eternity?

A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.

Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?

A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?

A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.

Q. Why is a Laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up women?

A. Women who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q. What's the bad news about being a test tube baby?

A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.

Q. Why are hangovers better than women?

A. Hangovers will go away.

Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?

A. You can drop her off where ever you want!

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