The Fax

A businessman sends a fax to his wife:

"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain
needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very
happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading
this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I
will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the
Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I will be back home
before midnight".

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
room table.


"My Dear Husband, I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also
54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while
you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis
coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old.

As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although
with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes
into 18. Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow ".
 

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