"May I please speak to the President, I have a very large deposit to make and would like to speak to him first. So the teller asks the woman how much she wants to deposit and she says "$25 000". The teller ushers her back to see the President.
The president asked the woman how she came by so much money, and she said "I make bets."
"What kind of bets?", inquired the President.
"Well," the little old lady replied, " I will bet you $25 000 that your balls are square!"
The President replied, "That's a stupid bet, you can't win that kind of bet!"
"So you'll take my bet?" replied the little old lady.
"Sure I will." said the President. The little old lady asked if it would be OK if she brought her lawyer by the next day at 10 am as a witness, since it was so much money. The President agreed.
That night the President became concerned, and he stripped down and looked at himself in the mirror this way and that, until he was certain there was no way his balls were square.
The next day at 10 am the little old lady came into the office with her lawyer. She asked the President again, "$25 000 says your balls are square?" The President confirmed the bet.
The little old lady requested the President drop his pants, which he did, and the little old lady peered closely at his balls. "May I have a feel, to be sure? After all $25 000 is a lot of money."
The President kind of paused a moment and decided she was right, "Sure." he
replied. So the little old lady took his balls in her hand and just then the lawyer began banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong with your lawyer?", asked the President.
"Well," said the little old lady, "I bet him $75 000 that at 10 am this morning I would have the President of the Bank of Canada's balls in my hand.
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