The Bat

 A young bat came flapping in from the night; face all covered in
fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling
about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, OK - follow me", he said tiredly, and flew out of the cave with
hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a
river and into a huge forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out nd drooling for fresh blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good! said the first bat, "Because I fucking didn't!"

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