Log on - Make the barbie hotter
Log off - Don't add any more wood
Monitor - Keep an-eye on that barbie
Download - Getting the firewood off the ute
Floppy disc - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
Window - What to shut when it's cold outside
Screen - What to shut in the mosquito season
Byte - What the mosquitoes do
Bit - What the mosquitoes did
Mega Byte - What the Townsville mosquitoes do
Chip - A bar snack
Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
Modem - What you did to the hayfield
Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
Software - The plastic knives and forks they give you at the Red Rooster
Hardware - The real stainless steel cutlery
Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe - What holds the shed up
Web - What a spider makes
Web site - The shed or under the verandah
Cursor - Someone who swears
Search Engine -What you do when the ute won't go
Upgrade - Steep hill
Server - The person at the hotel who brings the counter lunch
MailServer - The bloke at the hotel who brings the counter lunch
Sound Card - The one that wins the hand of 500
User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing stuff
Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape - When a fish maneuvers out of reach
Online - When you get the laundry hung out on the washing line
Off line - When the clothes pegs let go and the washing falls on the ground
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