Age 92

One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from bingo to find
her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became
violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their
20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.

When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was
asked if she had anything to say in defense of herself.

"Well, your honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92,
if he could fuck, he could fly."

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