Three men an American, an Irish and a polish man were all sentenced for there part in the assassination of the prime minister. Their sentence was to be locked in a big room for twenty years, but they could take one thing in with them.
So the guard asked the American and he said "I'll take my wife, so at least I can have fun" so the guards brought his wife in and locked in the room.
Then the guard asked the Irishman and he said "I need liquor" so he was locked away with 20 years worth of alcohol. Then the polish guy says "I know what I want I want 20 years worth of cigarettes" so he too got what he wanted and was locked up.
20 years later.... The guards open the Americans door and out come him, his wife and three kids and they're all smiles.
Next they open the Irishman’s door and he's sitting there laughing his ass off and invites in the guard in for a drink. (He has no clue what day it is).
Finally, they open the polish man’s door and he says "anyone got a light?".
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