A guy goes over to his friend’s
house, and rings the bell. The wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."
They sit down and the friend says,
"You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a
hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Sara thinks about this for a second
and figures what the hell – its a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows
one. He promptly thanks her and throws 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and
Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give
you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara thinks about this and says what
the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and
throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for
Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and
his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second
and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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