99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. -Anonymous
I see you shiver with antici...pation. -Frankenfurter
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. -Anonymous
Don't get suckered in by the comments ...they can terribly be misleading. -Dave Storer
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire. -Margaret Mead
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night. -Anonymous
How can you think and hit at the same time? -Yogi Berra
I've found that's it's not good to talk about your troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty percent are glad your having trouble. -Tommy LaSorda
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. -Anonymous
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. -Anonymous
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. -Anonymous
I was hoping that you'd know better, but I've been wrong before. -Aimee Mann
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. -Steven Wright
sanity is a questionable virtue. -S. Casner
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