Heya kid. What's yer name? Later Gardner, at ya service. *grins*  Craig if yer feelin' formal.

Do ya got a nickname? Wheah'd dat come from? Yeah, dey call me Later 'cause whenever ya ask me ta do somethin', I'll say "I'll do it later!"  Some people think that means I'se lazy.  Dat ain't it...I'se just accustomed ta sittin' around, dat's all. *winks charmingly*

How old are ya? When's yer birthday? I'se 16 whole yeahs old since March 8th.  Very mature, can't ya tell?

Fer dose a' us dat's blind, ya mind describin' what ya look like? Aww...do I gotta?  Blond...hazel eyes...5'7". *says as though that is all* *too lazy to say anything else, but is actually pretty good-looking*

What kinda personality do ya got? I'se...ah...-relaxed-.  Yeah.  Dat's da word fer it. *is probably one of the laziest people you'll ever meet, but is a fun person, has a kind heart and is a good friend...when he's awake*

What was ya life like befoah ya came heah? *gulps* Uh...well, we moved heah from England whn I was 8. *pretends to not say anything else from his usual laziness, but is actually quite uncomfortable about talking about his past* 

Ya've got friends, don't ya? Who are dey? *laughs* Yeah, I got friends.  Won't mention dem, though.  Could forget someone, and dere would be hell ta pay!

Ya got a significant otha? Nah. *grins* But I got me eye on someone.

Anythin' else we should know 'bout ya? *gives you a lazy smile*  Yeah.  Don't wake me up befoah noon.  It ain't good fer ya health.