(Wayne Healy, Brian(?) Shader, Simon Horrocks)
Well here's a story 'bout a southern gal She's got all the parts and she's built quite well And her name is Dixie Dynamite She's a lady with beauty and grace And she's got all this till you see her face A pair so big they'll really grab your eyes Big bad Bill was a man of means When he comes around you hear Dixie scream They jumped in his Cadillac Everyday for them was fun Cruising on the highway called 101 They ain't coming back Chorus: Dixie, won't you be my wife Dixie, Dixie Dynamite Dixie, won't you be my wife Dixie, Dixie Dynamite Well the truckers on their way back from Arkansas Couldn't believe now what they saw Dixie driving with her top on down What the sun comes out, she don't waste no time Her and Bill drive the county line and they sit There and talk about their dairy farm (cows and pigs) Chorus Bill said Dixie won't you be my wife And she said yeah Bill, it's sure our life Bill you seem to be the man for me Dixie got as fat as a horse Bill dumped her and gave her a divorce He ran out the back door as fast as he could Well he traded in his caddy for some spandex jeans Now he's a stud drives a limousine Owns a disco club in Hollywood Chorus