The Elephant's big ass contest

Hey, I am a lame ass and I haven't given anything out in a few years. Its partly because I'm lazy and partly because I'm greedy. Well anyways, my friend Chris said that I should have a contest to "to sleep with our handsome friend Chris". Actully I'm not even sure that anyone reads this page anymore, because I sure don't. So if anyone reads this and wants to sleep with my friend Chris, write me. Or write him. By the way, Chris lives in Seattle, so if you really want to take your prize you'll have to get there somehow. I guess it isn't much of a contest, because I'd say that just about everyone who writes wins! How can you lose? Here are a few pictures of Chris to wet your appetite.