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Sir One day a forgetful gentle man was reciting all his way not to forget his wallet as he usually does in the shop. Customer : This time I wouldn't forget money like last time. Here I keep money in pocket. And very happily he went away. Quite amazed the salesman cried after him. Salesman : Sir...,sir.... please take the grocery... |
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Chapter Preacher : Next week I'll give sermon on lying. You all please read Mark, chapter 17 in Bible. Preacher : (Next Week) Have you all read the one? (All hands raised) Mark has only 16 chapters. Well, now I'll proceed on sermon on lying. |
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too! Struggling with a very active two year old, a lady approached the ticket agent at airline counter. Tired, she jokingly said, "I would like a seat in opposite end of the plane from my son." After a short pause a man behind her leaned over her shoulder and said to the agent, "Me too, if you don't mind." |
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Theory of relativity Somebody asked Einstein to explain theory of relativity. Knowing the difficulty in explaining a common person understand the complex theory, he said, "It's like, you sit with a beautiful women for two hours and it seems like a minute. If you sit on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like two hours. That's the theory of relativity." |
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Address of Albert
The Dean's office once received a phone call asking for Einstein's address. In order to shield Einstein from fans, they were reluctant his address. Then helplessly the caller said, "Actually I am Einstein, I am on my way home and I have forgotten where I live." |
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Driver's Day Einstein's driver, sitting at back of hall in each of his lecture remembered everything that he said. On the driver's claim that he too can deliver the same lecture, Einstein urged him to exchange positions. Einstein sat at the back of the hall while the driver delivered the lecture Einstein's disguise quite flawlessly. At the end when a member of audience asked him a question, the driver replied, "Well, the answer to that question is quite simple, I bet that my driver, sitting up at the back, there, could answer it." |
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Cats
astrophe Newton had two cats. He could neither keep those cats in as they destroyed his papers nor could he leave them out because of cold. A brain wave occurred, he called a carpenter and asked him to make two slit doors for two cats, bigger one for bigger cat and smaller one for smaller cat. When carpenter said that only one door is required, he got angry. And he couldn't be convinced until the carpenter passed the smaller cat through the bigger hole and showed him. |
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